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[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony you would probably enjoy the opening segment of "Trains From Hell: Caught on Camera" on All 4

"Bagelgate"

 

[Ceremony]

Final Matrix film up first, the bagels will have to wait

 

[Ceremony]

First up: Why doesn't Neo know there's a Smith in the real world?

 

[Siamese Dream]

You're not watching Fall Out Boy live at Reading Festival on BBC iPlayer then?

My mate is going there to see Kings of Leon on Sunday, chortle

The lineup is especially awful this year, I think we might've mentioned this

 

[Siamese Dream]

We wound back the years in Ibiza to 2010 by seeing Tinie Tempah who seems to be rotting away out there as a regular fixture

Got blasted in the face with champagne by him at the end because we were near the front

 

[Ceremony]

You're not watching Fall Out Boy live at Reading Festival on BBC iPlayer then?

My mate is going there to see Kings of Leon on Sunday, chortle

The lineup is especially awful this year, I think we might've mentioned this

I remember you showing me it a few weeks back. It's grim stuff right enough if Fall Out Boy are headlining a festival like that in 2018.

When I was in school I was good friends with a girl who loved Fall Out Boy. When they released their live album in 2008 she got the version with the DVD and she was raging at how terrible they were.

 

[Ceremony]

The highlight of that performance is when they play their cover of Beat It and Pete Wentz introduces it with "I think there's a good chance that some of you guys were conceived to this song", then it starts, one of the most recognisable riffs in music, and there's absolutely no reaction from the crowd at all

 

[Siamese Dream]

I remember you showing me it a few weeks back. It's grim stuff right enough if Fall Out Boy are headlining a festival like that in 2018.

When I was in school I was good friends with a girl who loved Fall Out Boy. When they released their live album in 2008 she got the version with the DVD and she was raging at how terrible they were.

Hark back to the days of the 2014 lineup when you had Queens of the Stone Age, Paramore, and the reunion of Blink 182.

And 2013 when you had Green Day playing Dookie in its entirety, and Eminem

2015 with Metallica and Royal Blood on the Saturday, that was the one my hockey teammate had his mum come and pick him up after 2 hours because he didn't like it

It's all been downhill since then

 

[Ceremony]

Hark back to the days of the 2014 lineup when you had Queens of the Stone Age, Paramore, and the reunion of Blink 182.

And 2013 when you had Green Day playing Dookie in its entirety, and Eminem

2015 with Metallica and Royal Blood on the Saturday, that was the one my hockey teammate had his mum come and pick him up after 2 hours because he didn't like it

It's all been downhill since then

Look at T in the Park's line-ups since 2010

 

[Siamese Dream]

If I had any friends who would be willing to go also, I probably would've gone to Download this year, for the Friday at least, skipping across to the stage with Bad Religion on it instead of Avenged Sevenfold, of course

 

[Ceremony]

If I had any friends who would be willing to go also, I probably would've gone to Download this year, for the Friday at least, skipping across to the stage with Bad Religion on it instead of Avenged Sevenfold, of course

Should've gone yourself, you could've been like Richard.

I saw a video the other day of Slipknot at Download. The audience was weirder looking than the band, which I wouldn't have thought possible.

 

[SniperHF]

First up: Why doesn't Neo know there's a Smith in the real world?

Unless I'm mistaken, and I haven't seen the last movie in a million years cause it was awful, isn't the implication that they were never actually in the "real world" ?

 

[Ceremony]

Unless I'm mistaken, and I haven't seen the last movie in a million years cause it was awful, isn't the implication that they were never actually in the "real world" ?

Erm

The Matrix is a simulation

The real world is Zion

Smith, a program, gets out of the Matrix and into the real world by assimilating a person who is plugged into the Matrix

This also happens in the second film

 

[Siamese Dream]

Should've gone yourself, you could've been like Richard.

I saw a video the other day of Slipknot at Download. The audience was weirder looking than the band, which I wouldn't have thought possible.

Did I tell you about our boat party in Ibiza? I imagined it being like the boat party on The Inbetweeners movie, big massive boat with plenty of space on deck

Nope, it was a catamaran type boat, with a tiny top deck mostly just comprised of seats, with a tiny bit in the middle to stand up and dance, which was impossible because the sea was so choppy you would just fall over. The crowd was awful also, there was a group of American college frat boys who were the only people actually enthusiastic, the rest of the people were Germans and Spanish mainlanders who were quite miserable and wouldn't get involved. I ended up chundering over the side within half an hour without even drinking much, because I already felt like shit before even getting on the boat after the 5th straight day of eating a full English breakfast, I've been on boats loads of times to the Isle of Wight and shit on horrible waters and never get seasick, but this time was different. I spent the rest of the few hours face down on a table below deck, like seemingly half of the other attendees.

 

[Ceremony]

The reload system on these mechs at the dock is hilarious

Send out some scared children with wheelbarrows on a battlefield long since rendered impassable by Sentinel corpses, that's a good idea

 

[Ceremony]

Did I tell you about our boat party in Ibiza? I imagined it being like the boat party on The Inbetweeners movie, big massive boat with plenty of space on deck

Nope, it was a catamaran type boat, with a tiny top deck mostly just comprised of seats, with a tiny bit in the middle to stand up and dance, which was impossible because the sea was so choppy you would just fall over. The crowd was awful also, there was a group of American college frat boys who were the only people actually enthusiastic, the rest of the people were Germans and Spanish mainlanders who were quite miserable and wouldn't get involved. I ended up chundering over the side within half an hour without even drinking much, because I already felt like **** before even getting on the boat after the 5th straight day of eating a full English breakfast, I've been on boats loads of times to the Isle of Wight and **** on horrible waters and never get seasick, but this time was different. I spent the rest of the few hours face down on a table below deck, like seemingly half of the other attendees.

Your holiday sounds like a load of shit, m8

 

[Ceremony]

Why did Neo have powers in the real world?

ahhahahahahahahah

wifi

 

[Siamese Dream]

Your holidays sounds like a load of ****, m8

Honestly it really wasn't that good, we'd have been better off going with a bigger group, somewhere cheaper and more trashy like Magaluf, Malia or Zante.

The women in Ibiza were ridiculously good looking and it seemed like you had to be a 6'5" ripped adonis to have any chance of pulling them. Even the few average looking girls we got talking to didn't want to know, whereas the aforementioned places are full of average people who are almost too keen, so that would've been better.

I also felt like I spent half of the week waiting for the 2 guys I went with to get out of f***ing bed. I'm the sort of person who gets up and is in the shower as soon as the alarm goes off, but they're the types who hit snooze about 20 times so they don't actually get enough deep sleep and stay tired. We'd get back to the room in the evening after a pool party in the afternoon to early evening, and they'd lay down and fall asleep when we'd have plans to go to a big club at like midnight, so I'd be sat there pre-drinking by myself while they didn't get up until like 20 minutes before we had to leave to go out, so it was hard to get excited and ready for a night out, and when you get to the clubs it's like 13 Euros for a small bottle of beer so you can't get smashed when you've barely pre-drinked. Then in the mornings I'd get up first and be absolutely Hank Marvin waiting for them to get up, because we got free breakfast and if I went to breakfast by myself and told them the room number it would get ticked off the list, so the other guys then wouldn't get a free breakfast, and I'm not that much of a dick.

 

[Ceremony]

Will Smith's missus looks in awfully good shape given the piloting job she's just done

 

[Ceremony]

@SniperHF have you ever played any Ace Combat games?

 

[Siamese Dream]

You going to watch the Belgian GP this weekend Ceres?

 

[Ceremony]

You going to watch the Belgian GP this weekend Ceres?

Obviously. I enjoyed watching Lando Norris in practice this morning,

 

[Ceremony]

So in Machine City, do the machines have jobs and stuff like humans used to?

 

[Ceremony]

Why is there a big thing that can produce the likeness of a human face to talk to people? Does this thing exist solely to talk to the One whenever he arrives?

 

[Ceremony]

"Smith" would be a good name and avatar combo if you joined a forum with the intention of becoming a moderator.