Useless Thread MDCCXLIX: Eat My Shorts

[Mantis]

Queeeeeeeeeeef

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Too many women on Tinder with children.

You already ruined your own life, so I'm steering clear.

(Although I do appreciate people being forthcoming with information like that.)

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Shit personality but red hair.

liek

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I'm hilarious."

Narrator: "She's not"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

There's only one Jesus that I care about

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Does @Roman Fell know what Botchamania is?

You might like it.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"This hand lotion is non-greasy."

The greasy fingerprints all over my phone have determined that is a lie.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

#noSympy for giant faceless corporations

wrong thread

whatever

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

On my desktop, I get no sound through my TV unless I reseat the HDMI cable.

Has happened multiple times this week, but never prior.

f*** you, Windows 10. Even if this isn't your fault, f*** you anyway.

 

[John Price]

Does @Roman Fell know what Botchamania is?

You might like it.

no

 

[John Price]

Just finished watching Infinity war on netflix.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

name one guy in modern wwe as good on the mic as The Rock

hurr dudrr BECKY LYNCH IS HOT ON THE MIC HURR DURR

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

On my desktop, I get no sound through my TV unless I reseat the HDMI cable.

Has happened multiple times this week, but never prior.

**** you, Windows 10. Even if this isn't your fault, **** you anyway.

get a new cable

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

4 more days

 

[Elvis P]

A blonde friend of mine was going to war with her boyfriend. I said "Once more into the bleach."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

who cares what I said

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Passive aggressive nonsense tweeted to hear their followers blindly agree with them.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

name one guy in modern wwe as good on the mic as The Rock

hurr dudrr BECKY LYNCH IS HOT ON THE MIC HURR DURR

You realize that The Rock is one of the best promos of all time, right?

Ric Flair is probably the only person in his league.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

get a new cable

If it works after a reseat, then the cable probably isn't the issue.

It's Windows being ass, telling me the sound is working when it clearly f***ing isn't.