Useless Thread MDCCXLIX: Eat My Shorts

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Jake Peralta looking for my Name of Your Sex Tape.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a John "JD" Dorian looking for my Appletini.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a The Rock looking for my Pie.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm an Al Bundy looking for my Four Touchdowns in a Single Game.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a John McClane looking for my Yippee-Ki-Yay mother f***er.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Ron MacLean looking for my Don Cherry.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Velma Dinkley looking for my glasses.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a DMX looking for my hood.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Borat looking for my wiiiiife.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm an Attila the Hun looking for my Heimlich maneuver.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Keto Diet looking for my Lounge Skeptics.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Mike Francesa looking for my Diet Coke.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm an Epic Games Store looking for my paid exclusives.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a baseball player looking for someone to swear so I can get them thrown out.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a LoFi Hip Hop Radio looking for my Beats to Study/Relax to.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Ben Roethlisberger looking for my teammates to throw under the bus.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

GTAVR Version 0.8.3 beta uses OpenVR, and supports both the Oculus Rift and HTC Vive. It's completely free, check it out here.

I should try that out this weekend.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm a Swedish Puck Mafia looking my 30,000th post.

 

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I'm a Useless Thread looking for my 1,000th post.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm an Aaron Rodgers looking for my estranged family.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What's the purpose of an egg cooker?

Are you eating that many hard-boiled eggs that you needed to buy a separate appliance to cook them?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What's the purpose of a refrigerator?

Are you eating that much food that you needed to buy a separate appliance to store it all?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Runescape and shit post

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How it feels having 1400 total levels and logging into the server with a 500 level minimum:

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Until you start playing and you remember that Runescape is a f***ing bore.

I'm more than halfway to 99 cooking, but I just can't be assed to do it.