Useless Thread MDCCXLIV: Thanks For Nothing

[Bones Malone]

He's pretty sure he has one because they told him to call them urgently lol

Good for him

 

[Ceremony]

In other news you'll like this, one of the guys at work is shamelessly calling the clinic about his STD results following his lads holiday to Zante

I was reading the paper yesterday in work and apparently a lot of these places (the foreign ones in shiteholes like Zante) fake results to get people to buy pills

 

[Guerzy]

I was reading the paper yesterday in work and apparently a lot of these places (the foreign ones in ****eholes like Zante) fake results to get people to buy pills

Reading the paper in 2018 lmao

 

[Ceremony]

He's pretty sure he has one because they told him to call them urgently lol

 

[John Price]

title

 

[Ceremony]

BOYS.

In the GT Sport Daily races there are 3 of them of varying length. There's always one that's about 20 minutes long and has accelerated fuel use/tyre wear so you have to pit. I just won one of them on the long Tokyo Expressway track. Half of it is a huge straight a minute in a GT3 spec GT-R was about 2:04. I only pitted once while everyone else at the front pitted twice, and as the guy in second came out on lap 9 of 10 I had a lead of about 5.5 seconds. I'm desperately moving my fuel map about trying to make what I've got last. I cross the line with 0.0 laps' worth of fuel remaining and with 1.6 seconds to spare. I got enough of a drive on him out of the last corner that he didn't get a slipstream on me in the run to the line.

Then the timing screen comes up and he got 15 seconds worth of penalties, so the stress I just went through was for nothing. Whoops.

 

[Hammettf2b]

The AI on Project Cars are arse holes

I don't know about Project Cars 2 but the first one had a very good concept for career mode. Working your way up from karts (undriveable on a controller), through the unlicensed equivalents of Formula 4, GP3, F2 and F1 in open wheel racing, and you could also do Sports and LMP style cars as a different career track.

It's just ruined by the AI and some of the really annoying things on it, like needing about 10 laps to get your tyres warmed up for qualifying

The AI in PC2 got better. still not great, but better. As for the career mode, you don't really unlock/upgrade anything. Its just one race after another with the cars they provide. I got pretty bored with it.

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Louisiana man arrested after dialing 911 to see if he had active warrants, police say

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Man this forum really comes alive when we roast GFOP. Maybe we should have a full thread dedicated to roasting him?

 

[Bones Malone]

Man this forum really comes alive when we roast GFOP. Maybe we should have a full thread dedicated to roasting him?

Life has taken care of that already for us.

 

[Guerzy]

Just like the good old days

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Just like the good old days

The thing about the old days? They the old days.

 

[John Price]

Unnamed Internet Forum Moderator

 

[irunthepeg]

Man this forum really comes alive when we roast GFOP. Maybe we should have a full thread dedicated to roasting him?

I said it in the Discord, this has been the funniest/best lounge day in some time

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

I said it in the Discord, this has been the funniest/best lounge day in some time

Well I’ve only been here eight months so I’ll have to take your word for it.

 

[Bones Malone]

I said it in the Discord, this has been the funniest/best lounge day in some time

Since we all left and it has become a ruin

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i just killed a cop now i'm horny

 

[Ceremony]

PEENER. I discovered a snooker game that has three Ronnies on the cover

 

[Ceremony]

Oh, whoops

@Darren Peng

 

[John Price]

Life has taken care of that already for us.

my buzz is crazy in the hood, they holla my name,
if it aint about the flow,
its about the stones and the chain,
if I was you, i'd love me too,
I roll like a boss, 9-11 Porshe same colour as cranberry sauce

 

[John Price]

"She let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night"

 

[John Price]

"Cause if you like the way you look that much
Well baby, you should go and love yourself."

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

spotify:track:4uwUxScKZFzSvXXWxcvtTi

 

[John Price]