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[John Price]

The male survivor series winning team (+ Randy Orton, because, why not), this year, all got an opportunity to earn a title opportunity !

that happens every ppv

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Wait, they renamed Matt Riddle to just Riddle?

Don't tell me they changed his theme too

 

[John Price]

WWE should stop booking special matches to be annual events.

Hell in a Cell actually meant something when it was the culmination of an intense feud.

Now, it's an annual event with run-of-the-mill matches that completely defeat the purpose of the cell in the first place.

WWE diluted PPV with about 50 PPVs a year

"SummerSlam"

"HIAC"

"WrestleMania"

"MITB"

"Survivor Series"

etc

 

[John Price]

Wait, they renamed Matt Riddle to just Riddle?

Don't tell me they changed his theme too

I caught some AEW just for Jim Ross the other day.

It was pretty bad.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I can't be assed to watch AEW or NXT.

They're not bad, I just don't particularly care

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

WWE diluted PPV with about 50 PPVs a year

"SummerSlam"

"HIAC"

"WrestleMania"

"MITB"

"Survivor Series"

etc

You're leaving off the PPVs with terrible names

"Fastlane"

"Battleground"

"Payback"

"Roadblock"

"Super Showdown"

"Stomping Grounds"

"Great Balls of Fire"

 

[John Price]

Look at all this shit

List of WWE pay-per-view and WWE Network events - Wikipedia

"Takedown" lmao

WORLD COLLIDE

Royal Rumble used to be a tradition now it's just a yearly chaos fest

literally what is the diff between Eliminiation Chamber and HIAC

TLC a PPV really

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It was only a one hour network special, but a show named Smackville is downright embarrassing.

WWE Smackville - Wikipedia

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The Royal Rumble is a good spectacle, but it's rarely a good match. If you take away the 20 jobbers or midcarders that have no chance, it's boring.

The biggest drama was the potential for debuting stars, but they don't really do that anymore. Remember when they cut to a shot of Roman during AJ Styles debut, lirl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What kind of idiot shows Roman instead of the Titantron of the debuting wrestler?

Kevin Dunn is a horse's ass

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Entrants from this year's Rumble:

AJ Styles
Aleister Black
Big E
Braun Strowman
Brock Lesnar
Cesaro
Dolph Ziggler
Drew McIntyre
Edge
Elias
Erick Rowan
John Morrison
Karl Anderson
Keith Lee
Kevin Owens
King Corbin
Kofi Kingston
Luke Gallows
Matt Riddle
The Miz
Montel Vontavious Porter
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
Ricochet
Robert Roode
Roman Reigns
Samoa Joe
Seth Rollins
Shelton Benjamin
Shinsuke Nakamura

I can't remember how some of these guys were booked, but I count 10 people who had any chance of winning. AJ, Brock, Drew, Edge, Keith, Owens, Orton, Roman, Rollins, and Shinsuke. And I'm sure some those guys had no chance because they were booked like geeks in the preceding months.

Looking at the match on Wikipedia, only 6 guys lasted for more than 10 minutes. Dolph, Orton, Roman, Edge, Brock, and Drew. WWE sucks.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Entrants from this year's Rumble:

AJ Styles
Aleister Black
Big E
Braun Strowman
Brock Lesnar
Cesaro
Dolph Ziggler
Drew McIntyre
Edge
Elias
Erick Rowan
John Morrison
Karl Anderson
Keith Lee
Kevin Owens
King Corbin
Kofi Kingston
Luke Gallows
Matt Riddle
The Miz
Montel Vontavious Porter
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
Ricochet
Robert Roode
Roman Reigns
Samoa Joe
Seth Rollins
Shelton Benjamin
Shinsuke Nakamura

I can't remember how some of these guys were booked, but I count 10 people who had any chance of winning. AJ, Brock, Drew, Edge, Keith, Owens, Orton, Roman, Rollins, and Shinsuke. And I'm sure some those guys had no chance because they were booked like geeks in the preceding months.

Looking at the match on Wikipedia, only 6 guys lasted for more than 10 minutes. Dolph, Orton, Roman, Edge, Brock, and Drew. WWE sucks.

Styles, Miz, Joe, Braun, E, Kofi. About half can be said to have a "chance", but in general it's often obvious who are the 3 most likely.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You have guys like Matt Riddle, Samoa Joe, Ricochet, AJ Styles, Shinsuke, Keith Lee, and Aleister Black, yet none of them were in the match for more than 10 minutes.

Matt Riddle and Shinsuke had a combined time of 61 seconds, are you having a f***ing giggle, Vince?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Styles, Miz, Joe, Braun, E, Kofi. About half can be said to have a "chance", but in general it's often obvious who are the 3 most likely.

There are many former champs in there, but a lot of them are no longer pushed as top guys, so it's hard to say they had a chance at winning.

Example: Kofi got murdered by Brock for the title, then never even had a rematch before going back to his goofy tag team act.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

WWE : "Why can't we make new stars?"

Also WWE: "Let's keep pushing these tired faces and part-timers."

 

[Tarantula]

i assemble more complicated stuff in less time (also alone) than this without even looking at instructions

So true, but then again he packed loose plastic spoons when he moved. Who does that?

 

[HisIceness]

@HisIceness = Here is a pre-Black Friday gift to you. I can't embed the video for reasons you will understand once you see it but it is included in the story linked:

Viral Video Of Crazy Florida Wawa Fight Has Twitter Reacting As Expected | The Latest Hip-Hop News, Music and Media | Hip-Hop Wired

Haha wow! You are the best for finding this gem!

 

[Kairi Zaide]

WWE : "Why can't we make new stars?"

Also WWE: "Let's keep pushing these tired faces and part-timers."

i don't think the WWE is asking themselves this question

vince doesn't care as long as the saudis and fox pay him

 

[Kairi Zaide]

follow this twitch channel @John Price he plays warzone and stuff!!

 

[holy]

yes

in my apartment i assembled my L-shaped desk with a hutch, my large drawer, my night table, my bed frame, and my 2 bookcases (a small and a large)

when my brother moved, I assembled his L-shaped desk and his drawer

i assembled my parent's tv stand (the large ones with shelves, drawers and all) and one of their drawers

i also assembled a desk for my stepdad's sister's kid because i wanted to see their new cat at the same time a couple of years ago !!

Dude how the **** do you act like you can’t get girls? They love guys who can build shit.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Dude how the **** do you act like you can’t get girls? They love guys who can build shit.

i am uberly ugly and do not want to disrespect women by having them by my side in public, because they would feel ashamed

 

[holy]

i am uberly ugly and do not want to disrespect women by having them by my side in public, because they would feel ashamed

Aren’t you Asian though? You can’t be that ugly.

Also some chicks dig ugly guys cause they got intangibles, unlike Jonny Toews who is a fraud and not ugly.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Aren’t you Asian though? You can’t be that ugly.

Also some chicks dig ugly guys cause they got intangibles, unlike Jonny Toews who is a fraud and not ugly.

how the **** would someone think i am asian

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

i don't think the WWE is asking themselves this question

vince doesn't care as long as the saudis and fox pay him

Vince is millionaire who should be a billionaire

 

[SladeWilson23]

Would the opposite of that claim also be true, that a poor team cannot negatively affect a goalie?

I'm leaning towards no on that one

Absolutely a poor team can negatively affect a goalie.