Useless Thread MDCCCXLVI - Soy sauce + Ice cream ♥️

[Sega Dreamcast]

Says this when Bank of America stadium had 90k for the inaugual Charlotte FC game. A team that failed to make the playoff.

One game managed to attract 90k middle-aged dads that, for some reason, love the shit out of soccer.

Doesn't mean shit to me, soccer is boring as hell

 

[John Price]

Also using MLS is a bad example. MLS has gone through a significant rise under Garber. Clubs like Austin FC and Nashville are very popular.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I tried to watch one Charlotte FC game, just to watch one team waste a whole bunch of time faking injuries and doing the slowest substitutions possible, only because Charlotte brought the score within one.

That blatant unsportsmanlike bullshit killed any interest I had in watching.

Just faff around and avoid playing the f***ing game is a viable strategy, what a joke of a sport.

 

[John Price]

Cooking is dumb. I have a pack of sausage that I need to cook by 12/19 or it'll expire. So now I'm pretty much forced to cook it today. Why can't I just leave it in the fridge for 2 weeks? Why do expiration dates exist?

I tried to watch one Charlotte FC game, just to watch one team waste a whole bunch of time faking injuries and doing the slowest substitutions possible, only because Charlotte brought the score within one.

That unsportsmanlike bullshit killed any interest I had in watching. I'd rather watch paint dry

Funny story actually their coach just trashed the entire front office and they canned him like 6 games in. He went full heel

Just faff around and avoid playing the f***ing game is a viable strategy, what a joke of a sport.

Sounds like you need to watch women's soccer.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Sounds like you need to watch women's soccer.

Sounds like soccer sucks and literally anything else would be more entertaining

Women's soccer is only popular because the wnt is successful, take that away and no one would give a shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Cooking is dumb. I have a pack of sausage that I need to cook by 12/19 or it'll expire. So now I'm pretty much forced to cook it today. Why can't I just leave it in the fridge for 2 weeks? Why do expiration dates exist?

Lirl, you know you can freeze food, right?

Especially on meats, they'll give a cook or freeze by date.

 

[John Price]

hurr durr soccer bad

team comes back from 0-2 down in 3 minutes

Lirl, you know you can freeze food, right?

Especially on meats, they'll give a cook or freeze by date.

Yeah I froze my other log of sausage. But then I have to f***ing defrost and shit.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

hurr durr soccer bad

team comes back from 0-2 down in 3 minutes

Why didn't the leading team just fake some injuries, make a bunch of subs at a glacial pace, and pull some other bullshit to run out the clock once the other team scored?

Seeing as it's a legit strategy, I chalk that up to bad coaching.

If you're not willing to turn the game into an absolute farce, I guess you just don't want to win all that much.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I still remember my travel soccer team growing up, the coach's son would "get injured" in the second half of literally every game we played.

Our middle school coach was, yet again, a clueless parent of one of the players, who was a bitchy ballhog that no one liked, but of course got the most playing time.

Then we get to high school and realize that we learned f***ing nothing from those stupid idiots that set us up to fail.

Makes me want to coach youth soccer just to give them kids a coach that has a semblance of a f***ing clue.

 

[John Price]

I still remember my travel soccer team growing up, the coach's son would "get injured" in the second half of literally every game we played.

Then we get to middle school and realize that coach was f***ing terrible, taught us nothing, and set us up to fail.

lol

 

[John Price]

hurr durr soccer sux

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lol

That's why I hate soccer, so many coaches that didn't know jack shit and had their own agendas, up until we're in over our heads on the JV team, while our varsity team is talking shit about us to our own coaches during a f***ing game.

Asshole, we're on the same team. If we suck so much, why don't you try to help us, you f***ing dick

 

[John Price]

Too busy have to go to costco

FOX went straight to football after it's like bitch I don't care about the Bears and Eagles I need GLOVES

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

hurr durr soccer sux

Donnnn't caaaaaaare

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

hurr durr soccer sux

Wait a gosh darn minute. They ended the World Cup with a f***ing shootout?

Holy shit, what a complete joke

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Not even the NHL is stupid enough to do that shit during the playoffs, yet alone game 7 of the finals

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Because of course the Lions defense makes Zach Wilson look competent

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lol cowboys

 

[PanthersPens62]

If El Presidente says Mario is brilliant, who are you to argue @John Price ?

And while you keep defending the "beautiful game" of soccer Please be consistent and tell us how you think Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final should end in a shootout. And how someone who hates Crosby cuz he dives can love a game where diving and faking injuries is part of the strategy. I'll wait.

#SoccerSux

 

[John Price]

Grab some body sexy tell them

 

[John Price]

Wtf Bengals

 

[Mantis]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

And while you keep defending the "beautiful game" of soccer Please be consistent and tell us how you think Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final should end in a shootout. And how someone who hates Crosby cuz he dives can love a game where diving and faking injuries is part of the strategy. I'll wait.