Eddy Punch Clock
Jack Adams 2028
This is fake... and therefor very cruel... right?
Just for ****s and giggles, I'll predict a Gudbranson for Ceci plus mid-round pick swap.
Canucks get rid of Gudbranson's contract obligations allowing them to run after Karlsson in the offseason (not that he'll make it).
They get Ceci which they can tout as a "high pick" with potential who needed a change of scenery but can release him in the offseason assuming they can sign someone better.
Maybe Aqua will fire him for missing the playoffs.
Not gonna happen.Maybe Aqua will fire him for missing the playoffs.
The only consistent NHLer Jim Benning has acquired in a deadline deal is Tyler Motte.
The best prospects he's ever gotten are Nikolay Goldobin and Jonathan Dahlen.
The best pick he's ever acquired is a 4th.
I'm only talking about deadline deals - all of the aforementioned trades took place around the draft and free agency. I'll edit my post to avoid confusion there.He got a 1st in the Kesler deal, and 2nds for Garrison and Bieksa (all squandered on Gudbranson, Vey, and Sutter respectively).
You want to trade Hutton, Stecher, Markstrom, Edler, and boeser? How can he trade everyone except EP and Horvat?I'm usually one of the more patient members of this board when it comes to giving GMJB rope.
But given the prices for some B-caliber trade deadline deals, Benning should be on the horn trading literally everyone except Pettersson and Horvat on the roster. Montour got a prospect and a 1st...I'd imagine Hutton or Stetcher would be worth that. Nyquist got a 2nd and a 3rd which should be Edler's floor as rental. Markstrom is a top 5 goalie in the league according to some Wins Above Replacement metrics. That must be worth something given that he's signed for another year as well.
Do somethinggggg.
I'd take a bag of toilet pucks for Guddy.
You want to trade Hutton, Stecher, Markstrom, Edler, and boeser? How can he trade everyone except EP and Horvat?
If Guddy is traded tomorrow, I will personally deliver a pizza tomorrow to anyone that likes this post.
Watch Benning magically pull in Patrick Laine
I would LMAO if nothing happened at this deadline (Except insignificant fringe deals)
I was actually speaking league wide..not just Benning...They have the A team (Burke,Kypreous,Friedman) twiddling their thumbs for four hours to announce that so and so has been traded for a 4th and will report to Kalamazoo.Benning will carry his weight to make that happen.