Tip`s `n` Trick`s

[Bumpus]

Duct tape and Saran Wrap does not make an effective condom.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

PRO TIP: Implan`t you`re Spouse or Significant Other with an Tracking Chip so u can See where there goin`g at all Time`s. I Inplant`d my Wive with an Chip so I will know if She`s ever Sleepin`g around town. Meanwhile, She hasn`t Inplant`d me with any Chip, so I can cheat all i Want without ever Gettin`g Caught. It`s literally That Simple.

Ur fat wife can barely get off the couch. So I doubt you need to worry.

 

[Tarantula]

PRO TIP: Implan`t you`re Spouse or Significant Other with an Tracking Chip so u can See where there goin`g at all Time`s. I Inplant`d my Wive with an Chip so I will know if She`s ever Sleepin`g around town. Meanwhile, She hasn`t Inplant`d me with any Chip, so I can cheat all i Want without ever Gettin`g Caught. It`s literally That Simple.

You should always have your pet or spouse micro chipped when you take them in to be neutered or spayed.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

How to Win at a Casino:

I Like 2 hang out around the Slot`s `n` watch everything that`s goin`g on. When someone hit`s a Jackpot or Big Win, Simply Rob them. So that way u`re not Risking any of ur own Money, but u Can win Jackpot`s by Robbin`g whomever win`s. It`s Literally That Simple.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

For All U Penny Pincher`s out there: 1 of the Fastes`t way`s 2 save money on Produx is 2: STEAL THEM. I Stole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart, Movie night with the Boy`s!! I Stole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart, y Pay when u can just STEAL.

I S`tole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

For All U Penny Pincher`s out there: 1 of the Fastes`t way`s 2 save money on Produx is 2: STEAL THEM. I Stole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart, Movie night with the Boy`s!! I Stole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart, y Pay when u can just STEAL.

I S`tole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart.

Who still goes to K-Mart or watches DVD’s??

 

[HisIceness]

For All U Penny Pincher`s out there: 1 of the Fastes`t way`s 2 save money on Produx is 2: STEAL THEM. I Stole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart, Movie night with the Boy`s!! I Stole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart, y Pay when u can just STEAL.

I S`tole over 50 D`V`D`s from K-Mart.

Makes sense now why K-Marts are disappearing left and right, you are their only customer except you steal from them.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Another tip for all u Wallet Watcher`s. If u Go 2 a Bar or Restaurant, Skip the Tip. A Lot of Folk`s say, Oh No Jame`s, u Have 2 Tip, they Don`t make any Money. But Guess Wat? They are Slave`s, so I don`t give a Damb. As a Manner of Fact, I Don`t even pay the Bill most of the time. Last nite I Had a Gourmet meal from McDonald`s worth over $95 Dollar`s. I Skip`d out on the Tip AND the William so the Gramb Total came out 2: FREE. So That`s just 1 of the Easy way`s 2 save money that Most ppl Don`t even think of, But that`s wat Big Daddy J is here for.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Another tip for all u Wallet Watcher`s. If u Go 2 a Bar or Restaurant, Skip the Tip. A Lot of Folk`s say, Oh No Jame`s, u Have 2 Tip, they Don`t make any Money. But Guess Wat? They are Slave`s, so I don`t give a Damb. As a Manner of Fact, I Don`t even pay the Bill most of the time. Last nite I Had a Gourmet meal from McDonald`s worth over $95 Dollar`s. I Skip`d out on the Tip AND the William so the Gramb Total came out 2: FREE. So That`s just 1 of the Easy way`s 2 save money that Most ppl Don`t even think of, But that`s wat Big Daddy J is here for.

What did you nearly drop $100 on at McDonald’s, Fatty??

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

For all you parents out there: you can save loads of money by getting your children nothing for Christmas. For example, I used to spend $300, $400, even $500 per child every year for Christmas. Now I just get them nothing, so that money goes right into my pocket. I've saved up almost enough to afford a divorce lawyer. If I pay for a divorce plus child support, that's cheaper than actually raising a family—another savvy financial move.

 

[John Price]

avoid vodka straight

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

We all know to work out you`re muscle`s, but did u know that your eye`s are Muscle`s too? U can work them out by Staring into Brite light`s, stare into the Sun if u can. Do not listen when they say it is unsafe, That is just propaganda from the Sunglass`s industry. I had terrible Vision before i started doing Lite workout`s, now i have 20/20 Vision.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

avoid vodka straight

Or get better vodka

 

[Tarantula]

Or get better vodka

Had the exact sentiment, whilst having a nip of straight vodka...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Had the exact sentiment, whilst having a nip of straight vodka...

 

[newfiejesus]

conserve water. shower with a friend.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Pro Tip: There is no such thing as a bad Pop tart. U Can look up and down the Aisle`s, u won`t find a bad flavour. We put out a Pop tart spread at my son`s funeral, Everyone had a great time, Completely forgot about my son.

There is no such thing as a bad Pop Tart.