Tip`s `n` Trick`s

[CRM 114]

A Tip if U Must Urinate: Don`t. 95% of the Time you`re bladder is wrong and Just need`s 2 settle down. If u feel the urge, wait 30 mins and give it 30 Min`s 2 settle down. If that doesn`t solve it give It another 30 Min`s `n` if U still have 2 go then u May go,,,, Your bladder is often wrong `n` can trigger `False Positive`s` but Your Bladder is you`re friend If u know how 2 treat it Correctly.

Thank u.

This is great advice. I have been trying to train my bladder to only trigger me in emergency type situations because I don't like wasting my day going pee.

 

[John Price]

scam that jew

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Although Paper has no Nutritional value, It will not hurt u Either. Therefore, if u are Craving Paper, Go for it. I Literally eat 2-3 Sheet`s per day `n` I am in Perfec`t Physical Health.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Posture Is a Myth

U Can literally slouch all u Want, Adult`s have been LYING 2 u. I`ve literally fold`d my back in Halve before and have Literally zero issue`s. If your sittin`g there tryin`g 2 sit Up perfec`t posture, You`ve Literally been Scammed.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Gr8 GranPappy alway`s told me, A Leopard never Show`s It`s Spot`s. Meaning if your a Leopard, u Should never show You`re spot`s, because then u`ll be Reveal`d. So the Bes`t Peace of AdviCe that i can Give u is, Never Show Your Spot`s.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Show You`re Spot`s ​

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

U Can never have 2 much Vitamin B-12. I Was in the National WateLifting ChampionChip`s back in 1999 `n` my Coach tol`d me, Jame`s, your very S`tron`g, But your Vitamin B-12 Deficient. Gobble up Some Vitamin B-12 `n` u will Never lose. I Gobble`d up some Vitamin B-12 a`n`d I won Every single Match that year, `n` took home the WateLiftin`g ChampionChip`s. So be sure 2 Gobble Gobble Gobble some Vitamin B-12.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

A Little tip for the Nex`t time u have Dry, Moldy S`kin: U Don`t need any Product`s. Simply Rince your S`kin with Water `n` the Water will Moisturize you`re Skin Bak 2 Beauty. So U Don`t need any Produx for Your Skin, Simply Splash it with Wooder `n` your Good 2 Go.

 

[izzy]

Set It `n` Forget It

 

[irunthepeg]

Set It `n` Forget It

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Gr8 GranPappy alway`s Preach`d, Nickel`s, Nickel`s, Nickel`s. Meanin`g that an Nickle is worth $0.05 cent`s, `n` for every Nickle u Save, that`s 5 more Cent`s in you`re Pocket. My Gr8 GranPappy save`d every Nickel he ever got, `n` he Became a Millionaire.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

We all know u Can take Medicine when ur Sick 2 get Healthy, but did u Know u can take it when ur Healthy 2 get even Healthier? I`ve been taking Tylenol, Aspirin, U name it, `n` I`m healthier then ever. My doc say`s he can`t Find a Single Germ in my System. So Don`t forget u Can alway`s get healthier, Stock up on Menicine 2day.

 

[Bumpus]

We all know u Can take Medicine when ur Sick 2 get Healthy, but did u Know u can take it when ur Healthy 2 get even Healthier? I`ve been taking Tylenol, Aspirin, U name it, `n` I`m healthier then ever. My doc say`s he can`t Find a Single Germ in my System. So Don`t forget u Can alway`s get healthier, Stock up on Menicine 2day.

I'll bet if you chug the whole bottle, you'll get SUPERPOWERS!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

1 Great tip 2 save money on Gas is wen ur At the Gas Station, TOP OFF UR GAS. I Love toppin`g off my gas After fillin`g up my Car i Literally Top off the Gas 2 get more Gas `n` even better mileage. I`ve been toppin`g off my Gas for Year`s `n` alway`s get gr8 Mileage so Top off ur Gas.

 

[Tarantula]

To really get your car going, add a lit match before closing the tank cap, your car will thnk you for it. Not too mention your body after it recover stronger from all those burns and skin grafts!

 

[irunthepeg]

1 Great tip 2 save money on Gas is wen ur At the Gas Station, TOP OFF UR GAS. I Love toppin`g off my gas After fillin`g up my Car i Literally Top off the Gas 2 get more Gas `n` even better mileage. I`ve been toppin`g off my Gas for Year`s `n` alway`s get gr8 Mileage so Top off ur Gas.

thank!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

TIP: If U Get Sick `n` get PerScribe`d Anti-Biotic`s, u`ll Want 2 hear this Tip. As soon as u Feel better, u may S`top takin`g the Anti-Biotic`s. Once the Symptom`s clear up, That`s it, The InFection is Gone. So U Can save a lot of Money on Anti-Biotic`s this way by S`toppin`g the Regiment as Soon as u Feel better.

 

[irunthepeg]

TIP: If U Get Sick `n` get PerScribe`d Anti-Biotic`s, u`ll Want 2 hear this Tip. As soon as u Feel better, u may S`top takin`g the Anti-Biotic`s. Once the Symptom`s clear up, That`s it, The InFection is Gone. So U Can save a lot of Money on Anti-Biotic`s this way by S`toppin`g the Regiment as Soon as u Feel better.

THANK

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Sprinkle some Poison in2 ur diet Once in a While 2 keep ur Immune system guessin`g. Ur system is like an Muscle in that it will get Stronger `n` Stronger over time, so Feel free 2 add more Poison wen u Build up tolerance. My AnMune system is Literally #Swole so I`m drinkin`g 6-8 Glass`s of Poison per day with No effect`s, I`m literally Healthier then a Zebra on Steroi`d`s. If I Ever get poison`d i Will survive with ease `n` this apply`s 2 any Disease as well.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

PRO TIP: Implan`t you`re Spouse or Significant Other with an Tracking Chip so u can See where there goin`g at all Time`s. I Inplant`d my Wive with an Chip so I will know if She`s ever Sleepin`g around town. Meanwhile, She hasn`t Inplant`d me with any Chip, so I can cheat all i Want without ever Gettin`g Caught. It`s literally That Simple.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Tip: U can get most of the Nutrable`s u need from the Sun. We Didn`t have Sun screen back in the day. So We got all our vitamin`s from the Sun. That`s y they call it Sunny D. So put that Salad away because the Sun is giving u Everything u need.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

For all you parents out there:

If your children are misbehaving around Christmastime, simply toss one of their gifts into the fireplace for every infraction they commit. Not only will you solve any noncompliance issues, but you get to cackle uncontrollably as you see the look of horror on their faces.

 

[Bumpus]

For all you parents out there:

If your children are misbehaving around Christmastime, simply toss one of their gifts into the fireplace for every infraction they commit. Not only will you solve any noncompliance issues, but you get to cackle uncontrollably as you see the look of horror on their faces.

Truly a master.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

For all you parents out there:

If your children are misbehaving around Christmastime, simply toss one of their gifts into the fireplace for every infraction they commit. Not only will you solve any noncompliance issues, but you get to cackle uncontrollably as you see the look of horror on their faces.

My gr8 grand grandp’apple called doing that to his kids “having a Barbie-Cue”

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Gr8 GranPappy was full of Wisdom. 1 of the Wizest thing`s Papple`s ever Said 2 me was:

❝A centipede lost is a spider gained.❞

So Wat Does This Mean? It Mean`s that for Every Centipede u DON`T have, u`ll have 1 spider runnin`g around gobbling up ur System. So Every Year I Head on over 2 Pet`s Mart and buy a couple Dozen Centipede`s `n` let them run around my House. So That way i Alway`s have Centipede`s running round Gobblin`g up all the Spider`s so I Don`t have 2 Werry about Spider`s. So Try this Out gang.