first, there was really.
‘really? REALLY RIGHT NOW? REALLY???’
now, there’s ‘so’. to start off every single ****ing sentence. and not just ‘so, one thing we learned on this project was..’ nonono. instead it’s a loooong drawn out ‘sooooooooooooooooooooooo’
and not just about work stuff. I just overheard the convo:
‘so what kind of food do you feed (dogs name)?
‘sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we fed him Purina for a while, but now we get him this organic chicken meat from whole foods’ or something stupid like that. you get the idea. kinda like the starting a sentence off with ‘I mean, ____’.
why are people like that? why do they always have to mimic expressions they like and use them until the public finally revolts and people get publicly shamed for doing so? don’t go there, am I right? talk to the hand, and all that noise? sometimes I feel like the only sane one. i wish these things didnt bother me so much, since it never seems to bother anyone else. I think george costanza and I would get along famously.