The Tank Megathread | VI --- All Tank Talk & Standings Talk [Mod Warning Post 535]

[Havre]

Toronto won't make it with JVR out. Better shot at CBJ catching us. But I guess it is a bit the same there. Too many injuries.

Happy with Calgary and Anaheim. Just pray they can get a run going so we can properly sell before/at the deadline.

 

[VanJack]

Whenever I resign myself that the 'tank' won't happen, I remember that the Canucks are coached by Willie Desjardins....'"where there's a Willie, there's a way"....he benches one of the hottest goalies in the NHL; puts a three-goal scorer up on the top line with the Sedins; sends McCann to the pressbox for Vey, who has zero goals in the NHL and only three in Utica for the season; and keeps Weber in the lineup...heck he even has Bartkowski out there on the penalty kill....it's almost as if he's trying to lose...maybe there's a 'stealth tank' from above after all?

 

[TraderJim]

Whenever I resign myself that the 'tank' won't happen, I remember that the Canucks are coached by Willie Desjardins....'"where there's a Willie, there's a way"....he benches one of the hottest goalies in the NHL; puts a three-goal scorer up on the top line with the Sedins; sends McCann to the pressbox for Vey, who has zero goals in the NHL and only three in Utica for the season; and keeps Weber in the lineup...heck he even has Bartkowski out there on the penalty kill....it's almost as if he's trying to lose...maybe there's a 'stealth tank' from above after all?

He also throws the 4th line out on the power play with 20+ seconds left.

He does so many things wrong that there are countless little things that are constantly overlooked because there is always something bigger to complain about. Death by a thousand cuts is his mantra.

 

[Knight53]

Lets get the tank fired up!!!

 

[Skirbs1011]

Ultimate tank move, Throw Dorsett with the twins...

 

[Knight53]

Typical Caps can't get a goal after scoring 7 against the Sens.

 

[MISC*]

Playing the best team in the league?
Fans want a loss?

Canucks win coming up

 

[Zaddy91]

The unstoppable rookies
vs
the unmovable coach

 

[MISC*]

Sharks/Oilers = Win Win
Go Yotes
Go Avs
Go Jets
Go Canes
Go Caps.


What a huge tank night

 

[VanillaCoke]

Playing the best team in the league?
Fans want a loss?

Canucks win coming up

I didnt bet anything on this gamebfor that reason.

 

[MISC*]

I didnt bet anything on this gamebfor that reason.

And every team behind us will lose. Lol.

Welcome to the tank thread Bowie

 

[Knight53]

Come on Ovi don't pull a Stamkos on us.

 

[Knight53]

Good work Oshie

 

[MISC*]

 

[McHortton]

I'm predicting another loser point.

 

[Knight53]

Holby you stud thank you for bailing out your trash defence

 

[MISC*]

end it here caps

 

[McHortton]

Good for the tank but that definitely should have been an interference call.

 

[Love]

Tank tank tank

 

[Knight53]

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

I'm all for winning and not cheering to lose, but this ain't a playoff team and you are deluding yourself if you think so.

I'd rather be better next year rather than put more eggs into a basket with a hole in the bottom.

 

[Evolu7ion]

Dorsett with the Sedins, and Miller starting over a red hot Markstrom.

 

[Evolu7ion]

 

[JanBulisPiggyBack]

Hank the tank Hank the tank Hank the tank "once it touches your lips!!!!"

 

[Breakers]

I can't believe Boston has San Jose's 1st round pick.

Thing is looking DAMN good right now.