Good night my friends. Tonight, I fear extradition to the United States of America for reasons beyond my control. If for some reason you never see me again, always remember that even as much as our team sucks ass right now...
- Mark Giordano and T.J. Brodie are TRASH... dudes are like 40 years-old... older than the Sedins (not really but... pretty much) and are just breaking out right now
- the Oilers are straight trash... all of them including that German guy...
with the exception of Connor McDavid who could end up being a beast. But no matter how well he does, nothing he can do will counteract the pathetic losing culture that has been ingrained into that organization over the past eight years. Not even Nashville wanted to trade with these guys because of the pathetic not a single **** given mannerisms that have been drilled into these mother****ers year after year (except for maybe Hall who is just a dumbass kamikaze who won't think twice about snapping both of his femurs by crashing into the boards full speed just to chase down a lose puck in the neutral zone during a blowout where the Oilers are losing by like five goals regular season game) over the years. "But they had the offence and Nashville had all of the defense... how were they not a shoo-in for Seth Jones?!?" Because teams are supposed to be lining up miles back in desperation to add a goofy assed cross-eyed floater like Eberle to their offence.
Sam Bennett is no better than a glorified Ryan Nugent Hopkins. He is at best a Cody Hodgson, or any other of the former green and blue jersey bearers (Cody, Zack, Connauton, HIGGY) that we have seen pass through the waiver wire over the past couple of weeks.
Western Canadian teams are all TRASH and somehow, even with Simple Jim and Casual Trev at the helm, the Canucks will PROSPER and come out better than the rest even if we do not obtain Austin Matthews. Even when times are bad, have no fear. When the Coilers and Flamers are on hot streaks and appear to be on the up and up, have no fear. When the Sabres of Buffalo appear to be bound for glory years and en route to Lord Stanley's mug and a certain member who was born in Kelowna yet sports a Sabres tattoo and attempts to troll the Canucks on the main board sociopath appears out of the woodwork at the worst of times, HAVE NO FEAR. Sabres are garbage too and shall not pass.
Godspeed everybody.
Tank for life.
And after we're done tanking, we'll kick it to Anaheim (after firing this moustache-wearing wannabe cowboy coach who is probably from the fakeass cowboy city of Dallas) and Free Brucie.
