The Tale of Steve Downie....

[Death of a Martian]

The Mayor of Philadelphia once named a street after Steve Downie but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Steve Downie and lives...

 

[StoneHands]

As a joke, Steve Downie once pissed into semi trucks gas tank...

That truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

Speaking of jokes, Steve Downie walks into a bar...nobody knows what happened next, everyone is dead.

 

[Appleyard]

Steve Downie only wears a cage to protect the other guys on the ice.

 

[StoneHands]

Steve Downie was told not to have sex with his pregnant girlfriend in fear of impregnating his unborn child. The were expecting a boy.

 

[Embiid]

Steve Downie puts the laughter in manslaughter

 

[Protest]

Downie's mustache killed a guy.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Steve Downie is so cool, air conditioning plugs him in.

 

[DeadPhish5858]

This was a fantastic thread.

 

[Sasso09]

They once tried to make Steve Downie brand Toilet paper but they ran into a problem

It wouldn't take **** from no one.

 

[daynus]

canadian definition of gravity

what goes up, must come down eh!

 

[ILoveStephanieBrown]

They once tried to make Steve Downie brand Toilet paper but they ran into a problem

It wouldn't take **** from no one.

 

[tymed]

these are killer

 

[MichaelRaffl]

from an article off of the flyers site "Vinnie Lecavalier did time with Downie in Tampa Bay and did not find that it was hard time at all" had Downie not spent his time in isolation we may have never got to see Vinnie in a Flyers uniform..