Yeah, but we only beat them because their backup was in net and those games were our Stanley cup and they don’t play well on days ending in “y” and Jupiter wasn’t aligned properly with the rest of the cosmos
Yea, can't wait to see the excuse roledex if we happen to beat them again:
It's April Fools Day, nobody took this game seriously.
Our terrible cap structure required us to get an absolute trash back-up goalie and cost us a number of points in the standings that maybe would have given us the 2 seed, but we've all concluded that the games he plays in don't count anyway.
The Isles fans hurt our players feelings by mercilessly and classlessly booing them, which is in no way shape or form similar to when we boo them all the time.
We haven't had enough time to schedule a holiday after one of our players got a boo boo on his ego.
The Isles were motivated for their Stanley Cup and our team didn't have nearly as much to play for, despite of course, the ridiculous media frenzy around it and the fact that it's two playoff teams going at it. Oh, and it mattered so much to one of our players and his teammates that we created a holiday after playing so poorly in it. You know, because it was meaningless.
We have an injury to a player who, before he was injured, was booed as a disgrace to our team and the reason for all of our losing, but now it's very clear that we are losing because he's out.
The Leafs are stuck in their playoff spot, so nobody is trying.
The ice at Nassau is so bad and benefits the undertalented Isles and hurts the ubertalented off-season Stanley Cup champs.
The Leafs are in the middle of a 3 games in 4 nights stretch, which even though every other team plays a schedule like this and the first time we got shutout by the Isles we were both on back to backs, our team is tired and these bunched up games don't count.
Hmmm... I should create a bingo card.