"Some of us may remember the song by the band Kansas called "Lightning's Hand", which is, unsurprisingly, a song about lightning. Towards the end one of the verses says "I hear them moan, I hear them weep because they feel I belong to the devil". Now, there's been plenty of moaning and weeping over the team being "owned" by the Devils the other night, but as we welcome Tampa Bay to the LCA for Detroit's home opener this night, most fans will be looking for their Red Wings to instead "command the Lightning's hand." - Plausible Keats
"In the television series 'Star Trek: the Next Generation', the character of Tasha Yar, played by Denise Crosby, was killed by what was essentially an angry trash bag. This last spring, the Red Wings helped trash Sidney Crosby's shot at the playoffs; and tonight the winged warp drives of Detroit will pick up where they left off and try to consign Pittsburgh's chances for a Cup to their next generation by putting this game firmly in the bag."
- Plausible Keats