"Columbus is back in Detroit today but Wings' fans hope the only thing they'll be discovering is that the Red Wings with an almost full line-up are whole new world of hockey." - Plausible Keats
"Things with tentacles tend to be pretty chewy, but tonight the Wings might have enough bite in them to take on Seattle's Kraken, who've thrashed their way into a playoff spot. Assuming that the worst-case scenario of the home team treating the visitors like a bunch of anime schoolgirls doesn't materialize, Detroit has a chance to close in on the Capitals and their 3rd place wildcard perch, which is looking like a mighty nice place to be right now." - Plausible Keats
Dear Candidate-nah, f*** morale. They need to feel this hurt. They were very very close to making it and fell short. They need to feel this hurt.
Ehh... this is a bit too negative for Keats. He wouldn't talk about the Wings season being a dumpster fire."In zoological terms, a group of panthers can be called a prowl, and everyone knows that a group of lions is called a pride, and that a group of birds is called a flock. A pile of tires is most often found at a dump, and often those piles are on fire. Lump all these disparate terms together and we can begin to see that tonight's game represents a part of the hockey season where Florida is prowling for a playoff position, and the fans and players of the Winged Wheel are hoping in their lion-like hearts that playing for pride is enough to prevent the end of this season from turning into a dumpster fire." - Plausible Keats
I've done like 70 of these things this season. Not every one will be gold.Ehh... this is a bit too negative for Keats. He wouldn't talk about the Wings season being a dumpster fire.
I've done like 70 of these things this season. Not every one will be gold.