The Official 2022-23 Tank Thread

[Gabe Kupari]

Win 2 games and we clinch... Lose 3 in a row and the tank thread appears. Lol.

 

[nobody imp0rtant]

I’m in! Start trading away players now

Let's start with that lazy bum, Scheifele.

 

[jgimp]

Let's start with that lazy bum, Scheifele.

Rather trade the coach

 

[nobody imp0rtant]

Rather trade the coach

Well, who wouldn't? But till someone can relieve Maurice of his incriminating Chevy/Lawless hot tub photos, I'm not going to hold my breath.

 

[Larabee]

Let's start with that lazy bum, Scheifele.

Not such a crazy idea. If we can sign Dubois long term, Chef will be more expendable and would return a top 2 D man. Dubois may excel as #1 centre. Note: I don’t want this to happen, but if Chef is truly unhappy here ...

 

[DudeWhereIsMakar]

Why does this thread even exist?

 

[razorsedge]

Why does this thread even exist?

To vent in a welcoming environment.

 

[nobody imp0rtant]

Why does this thread even exist?

Why does the universe exist?

 

[kanadalainen]

Why does the universe exist?

Rebounding numerous big bangs with the caveat of dark matter overlaid on relativity? Also, what's 14 billion years between friends?

 

[JetsUK]

Rebounding numerous big bangs with the caveat of dark matter overlaid on relativity? Also, what's 14 billion years between friends?

Are we talking about the Dr Jay GDT? Or the feelings of doom within the forum that have resulted in the fresh topicality of this tank thread? Or the last time the Jets played a complete 60-minute game?

No chance of a seasonal tank, IMO. But there's always the playoffs!

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

If we lost every game we have left, there's probably still a 50/50 chance we make the playoffs. Calgary would have to win 6 of their last 9 just to catch us.

Don't forget Van. 15 games left. 8 wins and a loser pt would do it.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Why does the universe exist?

Are you really sure it does?

 

[Jetfaninflorida]

I think the tankyness talk is: should we tank for 4th place to play the Leafs in the first round and lose the series 4-1, or not tank to finish in third place to play the Oilers in the first round and lose the series 4-1?

Am I doing this right? I don't have a lot of practice in the tank thread.

 

[Hunter368]

Ehlers is done for the rest of the reg season, Jets year is a right off now. Bring on the tank.

 

[Duke749]

Rebounding numerous big bangs with the caveat of dark matter overlaid on relativity? Also, what's 14 billion years between friends?

I like you

 

[kanadalainen]

Are you really sure it does?

There may be several to choose from, or even more to see within our own. I'll take the one wherein Nik Ehlers has Adam Lowry's size and the both play tonight.

 

[nobody imp0rtant]

Are you really sure it does?

 

[cbcwpg]

Too good to tank... too bad to win it all.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Too good to tank... too bad to win it all.

Mushy middle.

 

[nobody imp0rtant]

Mushy middle.

Mushy? I think the Jets have solidified their middle-ness for years to come.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Mushy? I think the Jets have solidified their middle-ness for years to come.

Yes - but the middle they are in is mushy.
Swampy, sticky, squishy, hard to get out of. The mushiness of mediocrity. Too good for the lottery. Not good enough to win anything.

Edit: But don't worry, Perfetti will turn us into a contender.

 

[rehf]

Best case scenario at this point is to get ass blasted in the playoffs. Hopefully that prompts a coaching staff firing. We need a reset.

 

[Hunter368]

Best case scenario at this point is to be ass blasted in the playoffs. Hopefully that prompts a coaching staff firing. We need a reset.

This....Ive given up even the tiny hope I had this season. Replace all the coaches.....hate how this team plays, we also need more grit.

 

[snowkiddin]

This....Ive given up even the tiny hope I had this season. Replace all the coaches.....hate how this team plays, we also need more grit.

Yes. Entire coaching staff needs sweeping changes. Bring in a new guy (I.e. don’t just promote Vincent from the Moose). Grit would be good too but this team has quit on Maurice and our systems have been atrocious.

 

[Hunter368]

Yes. Entire coaching staff needs sweeping changes. Bring in a new guy (I.e. don’t just promote Vincent from the Moose). Grit would be good too but this team has quit on Maurice and our systems have been atrocious.

I have zero interest in Vincent......at least as a HC.