The Menu Part 6 Gritty's Healthy and Unhealthy edition

[Sawdalite]

I'll also give you a call when my future son/daughter makes a dirty diaper. Likely a similar result.

Their diapers are going to smell like bananas and mayonnaise?

You, sir, just may end up the luckiest father in history who changed their kids diapers... I sure wish my kids diapers smelled half that good. If you never smelled baby poop... you are in for one rude and shocking awakening. My sweet lord, they are the worst smell ever. Haha

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Clear not... I've loved them since I was a kid... Try it... you'll like it.

I wouldn't go the Elvis route and add Peanut butter and pickles or anything... but this is simple and very tastey.



Have I ever lied to you?

Please note that I erroneously posted PB&B rather than M&B... I have since corrected that.

It was an awful experience. It just dawned on me you are not human.

Bananas don't belong with mayonnaise.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Their diapers are going to smell like bananas and mayonnaise?

You, sir, just may end up the luckiest father in history who changed their kids diapers... I sure wish my kids diapers smelled half that good. If you never smelled baby poop... you are in for one rude and shocking awakening. My sweet lord, they are the worst smell ever. Haha

I do know what baby poo smells like, I drestroied many diapers in my day. I unleashed weapons of ass destruction

 

[PALE PWNR]

Place near me serves a burger with bananas and peanut butter, and tbh, it's really f***ing good.

 

[Starat327]

Place near me serves a burger with bananas and peanut butter, and tbh, it's really ****ing good.

There was a place in K-town in LA that did a PBand J burger that had bacon on it - that was fantastic.

Mayo and Banana just isnt a thing though.

 

[Magua]

Mayo and anything but tuna shouldn't be a thing.

f*** mayo.

 

[Sawdalite]

It was an awful experience. It just dawned on me you are not human.

Bananas don't belong with mayonnaise.

I am human, sir... my mother had me tested.

I'm guessing you messed up the recipe somehow... It is a heavenly experience... when done properly.

 

[Sawdalite]

Mayo and anything but tuna shouldn't be a thing.

**** mayo.

 

[Sawdalite]

Mayo and anything but tuna shouldn't be a thing.

**** mayo.

Let me make this crystal clear... I consider it absolutely sacrilegious to use mayo in certain situations... For example; Mayonnaise on Italian Hoagies should be penalised with a lifetime expulsion from the Establishment one orders it from.

That said... Mayo on a Tuna Sub/Hoagie is perfectly acceptable.

I personally like a good aged Balsamic Vinegar added to the Mayonnaise on Tuna Sandwiches... Balsamic and Mayo are perfect matches on many occasions. Please note; I don't use Mayonnaise very often... like you, on Tuna Sammies... and Banana Sammies are exceptions where I like it.

 

[landsbergfan]

Mayo and anything but tuna shouldn't be a thing.

**** mayo.

I'm more of an aioli guy. Classy AF

 

[Sawdalite]

I'm more of an aioli guy. Classy AF

ai·o·li
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noun

1. mayonnaise seasoned with garlic

...So you like garlic with your Mayo?

I have garlic running through my veins... Garlic is great with so many things... It is actually one of the National Food Groups in Italy... but please don't quote me on that.

 

[landsbergfan]

ai·o·li
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noun

1. mayonnaise seasoned with garlic

...So you like garlic with your Mayo?

I have garlic running through my veins... Garlic is great with so many things... It is actually one of the National Food Groups in Italy... but please don't quote me on that.

there is a traditional definition and then there is the hipster definition which basically means mayo mixed with whatever the hell you want

There is almost never a time I cook without adding garlic in some form

 

[landsbergfan]

BTW...for those who cook with garlic a lot. I've heard people that don't peel garlic this way are also huge fans of Dave Hakstol

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Mayo and anything but tuna shouldn't be a thing.

**** mayo.

I like it on turkey/chicken sandwiches/hoagies & potato/macaroni salads but that’s basically it.

I don’t eat tuna or fish in general.

 

[Sawdalite]

I like it on turkey/chicken sandwiches/hoagies & potato/macaroni salads but that’s basically it.

I don’t eat tuna or fish in general.

Turkey/Chicken is merely Tuna of the Land... What works with Tuna usually works with those Fowls.

Please say that those Hoagies are NOT Italian Hoagies... for the love of God, I'm begging you... say it isn't so.

 

[Starat327]

Turkey/Chicken is merely Tuna of the Land... What works with Tuna usually works with those Fowls.

Please say that those Hoagies are NOT Italian Hoagies... for the love of God, I'm begging you... say it isn't so.

When you put Mayo on a banana, you dont get to criticize others for their condiment preferences.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Turkey/Chicken is merely Tuna of the Land... What works with Tuna usually works with those Fowls.

Please say that those Hoagies are NOT Italian Hoagies... for the love of God, I'm begging you... say it isn't so.

I don’t really eat Italian hoagies so no. I get turkey & America cheese hoagies.

So the only times I really eat them is if someone else gets it which usually has oil on it or if it’s hoagie tray which it doesn’t have any condiment on it & I’m often too lazy to just apply a condiment on a small sandwich.

 

[klutch]

There’s a place in the county I grew up in that serves a hamburger with sauce, cheese, onion and Fluff. Apparently to die for, I need to finally get one when I visit family.

I’ve had burgers with jalapeño jelly on it and it’s amazing.

 

[Sawdalite]

When you put Mayo on a banana, you dont get to criticize others for their condiment preferences.

We are talking apples and oranges here... completely different animals... errrr... Sammies.

Besides... after the written abuse I was subjected to on here with the Banana Sammies, I think I have every right to criticize condiment usage... in certain circumstances... Mayo on Italian Hoagies certainly is one of them.

Here is a good article on the topic of Mayo on Hoagies... BTW; he writer fails to mention that the Italian Hoagies made by the Workers were actually Italian Antipasto that they placed between the scooped bread.

If you put mayo on it, it's no longer a 'real' hoagie

 

[Starat327]

We are talking apples and oranges here... completely different animals... errrr... Sammies.

Besides... after the written abuse I was subjected to on here with the Banana Sammies, I think I have every right to criticize condiment usage... in certain circumstances... Mayo on Italian Hoagies certainly is one of them.

Here is a good article on the topic of Mayo on Hoagies... BTW; he writer fails to mention that the Italian Hoagies made by the Workers were actually Italian Antipasto that they placed between the scooped bread.

If you put mayo on it, it's no longer a 'real' hoagie

Mayo making a hoagie not a 'real hoage' is about as inane as a hot dog being a sandwich. While i agree that Mayo doesnt necessarily belong on an italian, its far less offensive than mayo on a sugary fruit.

 

[Sawdalite]

Mayo making a hoagie not a 'real hoage' is about as inane as a hot dog being a sandwich. While i agree that Mayo doesnt necessarily belong on an italian, its far less offensive than mayo on a sugary fruit.

Spoken like a true Merigan. SMH

You are speaking sacrilege... far more offensive than someone's preference of taste... People have been disposed of for much less in South Philly ... But that is all just rumor, you do understand.

 

[Striiker]

All of you people have problems.

 

[Starat327]

Spoken like a true Merigan. SMH

You are speaking sacrilege... far more offensive than someone's preference of taste... People have been disposed of for much less in South Philly ... But that is all just rumor, you do understand.

Meh, i dated a girl who lived on Bigler for a while - ya'll don't scare me.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Meh, i dated a girl who lived on Bigler for a while - ya'll don't scare me.

So you rode the 23 wow.

 

[Starat327]

So you rode the 23 wow.

Occasionally. I would often just walk up to the oregon stop and take the BSL as well.