New Kinda of Goon Needed
Cathal Kelly. Here's the thing about Cathal Kelly.
He appears to be a moneyed gent that went to university on mumzie and daddies' tick, went onto journalism school in the hopes that someday he might join the masses and get a real job - oooo just think of it!
This is a guess on my part because he doesn't reveal much in this Toronto Life interview about his personal life:
Cathal Kelly: In lieu of anything better to do after being coughed out into the world by the University of Toronto, I went to Ryerson to study journalism. Was pretty goddamned mediocre at it. Puttered around for the better part of five years, here and in Europe, doing drudge work and surviving. Found my way into a bottom of the totem pole position at the Canadian offices of Time magazine. Managed to use that to get a copy editing contract at the Globe. In turn, parlayed that into a copy editing contract at the Star. After a while, began pestering the Sports editor, Graham Parley, to let me write on soccer. After a cruel series of rejections, he finally did. And then, since I had not screwed that up too badly, he offered me the baseball beat when Geoff Baker left the Star for fame and (probably not) fortune in the States. Left that after a couple of years. Did a little feature writing and such. Was given a sports column.
In the Globe today Cathal attacks Phil for not being (essentially) smarter. Cathal writes about Phil the way a PHD in English would banter urbanely about whether Jaques Derrida intended to be taken seriously or was just playing his league of adoring fans.
Phil is a hockey player from Minny who didn't go to university. He spends every single day from September to April eating thinking or playing hackey. He doesn't spend that time concocting the most clever response to turn the tables on the educated arse, holes that submit twisted stories day after day about how stupid and fat and overpaid he is.
I think to make the "playing field" more fair or even for these guys - the Toronto Maple Leafs should recruit the cleverest satirists graduating from Toronto universities and set them to work writing, criticizing, and combatting all the media twerps sic'd on the players of the Leafs.
A new kinda of enforcer is needed - a media enforcer - writers more clever, with more time, and more money than their media adversaries and tear them to shreds when they go after any Maple Leafs.
I also think they should troll these boards and chew you guys a new one for your treatment of the players as well.
My two cents. (BTW I deserve it for my stance on Gardiner I hubby admit)