The I Hate Cats Thread

[Deen]

Many of us hate cats. We hate people with cats. SO, this is the thread to hate on cats and the reasons why.

I hate cats because they are lazy d-bags that I am allergic to. I don't even like lasagna so Garfield can F off too.

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[Deen]

They also stink and their owners smell like piss.

 

[CRM 114]

People with cats are just lazy. They want an animal, but just don't want to have a responsibility to take care of it so they get a cat. Whats the point?

 

[Deen]

The only redeeming thing about cats is the haggard bag that throws them at people in Simpsons.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i think that cats are just okay.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

 

[deepdark]

free all animals from the zoo

 

[Rodgerwilco]

cats are aight.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f*** you

Cats are awesome

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Oh look @The Crypto Guy and @MetalheadPenguinsFan agree with each other yet again.

And yeah cats are assholes. They hate me for some reason. I can't imagine why someone thinks cats are better than dogs.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They hate you for "some reason"??? Pffttt. They know what's up. Cats can sense that you're a douchebag

@Dont Toews Me Bro

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

People with cats are just lazy. They want an animal, but just don't want to have a responsibility to take care of it so they get a cat. Whats the point?

Umm, they need food and water every day and need to have clean litter boxes and veterinary checkups and stuff.

 

[CRM 114]

Umm, they need food and water every day and need to have clean litter boxes and veterinary checkups and stuff.

You can literally leave cats alone for a week and they are fine. Throw out some dry food, big water bowl and clean litter box and you're good.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

They hate you for "some reason"??? Pffttt. They know what's up. Cats can sense that you're a *****ebag

@Dont Toews Me Bro

I don't consider myself a douchebag. Care to explain why you do?

 

[VickAshley]

I don't consider myself a *****ebag. Care to explain why you do?

Literally who cares about what @MetalheadPenguinsFan thinks about anyone he's literally one of teh biggest ignoramuses on the planet and even you are smarter then him. Shaking my head at you right now.

 

[Hoverhand]

Name one time a cat has ever done anything bad.

You cant.

 

[VickAshley]

Name one time a cat has ever done anything bad.

You cant.

The Cestershire cat from Alice in the Wonderland did lots of bad stuff I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly also Tom from Tom and Jersey was a complete ***-hole. Garfield ated all of Josh's lasagna all of the time and "Get Fuzzy" is a total jerk-lord. That's literally THREE cats right there off of the tip top of my mind that I can name, don't be a bozo about this I mean I like cats as much as my mum almost (she has over 7 cats and 2 weasels) but let's be honest when we are talking cat talk.

Thanks.

 

[Chonged]

I found one of those Garfield telephones in a storage unit once. I thought it was pretty neat but my girlfriend made me sell it.

 

[Conrad McBenis]

The Cestershire cat from Alice in the Wonderland did lots of bad stuff I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly also Tom from Tom and Jersey was a complete ***-hole. Garfield ated all of Josh's lasagna all of the time and "Get Fuzzy" is a total jerk-lord. That's literally THREE cats right there off of the tip top of my mind that I can name, don't be a bozo about this I mean I like cats as much as my mum almost (she has over 7 cats and 2 weasels) but let's be honest when we are talking cat talk.

Thanks.

Don't forget Sylvester the Cat... he literally harassed, abused and ate Tweety Bird multiple times.

 

[Club]

my cat loves lasagna

 

[Conrad McBenis]

The Cestershire cat from Alice in the Wonderland did lots of bad stuff I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly also Tom from Tom and Jersey was a complete ***-hole. Garfield ated all of Josh's lasagna all of the time and "Get Fuzzy" is a total jerk-lord. That's literally THREE cats right there off of the tip top of my mind that I can name, don't be a bozo about this I mean I like cats as much as my mum almost (she has over 7 cats and 2 weasels) but let's be honest when we are talking cat talk.

Thanks.

Also, Julie "The Cat" Gaffney was literally ejected from the first game against Iceland when she kicked two players in the shins.

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Kat Williams is also very vulgar.

 

[VickAshley]

The Cestershire cat from Alice in the Wonderland did lots of bad stuff I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly also Tom from Tom and Jersey was a complete ***-hole. Garfield ated all of Josh's lasagna all of the time and "Get Fuzzy" is a total jerk-lord. That's literally THREE cats right there off of the tip top of my mind that I can name, don't be a bozo about this I mean I like cats as much as my mum almost (she has over 7 cats and 2 weasels) but let's be honest when we are talking cat talk.

Thanks.

Don't forget Sylvester the Cat... he literally harassed, abused and ate Tweety Bird multiple times.

Also, Julie "The Cat" Gaffney was literally ejected from the first game against Iceland when she kicked two players in the shins.

Kat Williams is also very vulgar.

Name one time a cat has ever done anything bad.

You cant.

Looks like you were 100% wrong.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Also, Julie "The Cat" Gaffney was literally ejected from the first game against Iceland when she kicked two players in the shins.

Not a real cat asshole.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Name one time a cat has ever done anything bad.

You cant.

My Grandmother's cat scratched me for no reason when I was a young lad.