It's late in the evening at a local bar and the crowd is thinning out.
A guy sees a woman towards the end of the bar. He didn't pay much attention to her at first. He figured she must be in her 50s. Maybe it was the late hour or the scotch but as the night wore on, he started checking her out even more.
He walks up to her, takes a seat and buys her a drink. He thinks to himself "Yeah she's older but she's really hot." The conversation heats up after another round of drinks.
The woman turns to him and says "Have you ever had a mother-daughter threesome?"
He replies "Matter of fact, I have not."
She says to him "Well tonight's your lucky night."
She takes him back to her place, opens the front door and turns on the light.
Then she yells upstairs " Ma, are you still up?"