OT: The Funny Thread

[Bruinaura]

 

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Drunk man is driving down the highway when he sees flashing lights in his rearview mirror so he pulls over. The cop comes to his car, he rolls down the window, cop asks for license and registration which the driver provides as he slurs his words. The cop notices he slurred his words so he asks " Sir have you been drinking"? "Just one drink" the driver responds. The cop then asks him to step out of his car , as he does the driver stumbles and he falls to ground. "You can't even walk " the cop exclaims. " "That's right sir" the driver responds "That's why I took my car"

 

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Shit...

 

[The Real JT]

A doctor visits a psychiatrist.

He lies down on the couch and says "Doc I'm embarrassed to say this but I've been having sex with some of my patients".

The psychiatrist pauses, takes off his glasses to consider the issue and then replies "Don't worry. It's a lot more common than you think."

The doctor replies "But doc, I'm a veterinarian!"

 

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I took this pic in Pensacola a few years ago. Guessing it's geared toward all the Navy guys in town

 

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[The Real JT]

A guy goes to his Urologist for an annual check up and prostate exam.

The doc says "At this point in the exam it's not unusual to get an erection."

The patient says "I don't have an erection."

The doc replies " Yeah, but I do."

 

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A guy goes to his Urologist for an annual check up and prostate exam.

The doc says "At this point in the exam it's not unusual to get an erection."

The patient says "I don't have an erection."

The doc replies " Yeah, but I do."

Ba dum chaaaaa! lol

 

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