The Craig Adams Complaint Club ... RIP, Scrub.

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My 'Cup of Coffee' in the NHL

Forward written by Dan "2 Sugars, 1 Cream" Bylsma

I believe he has two rings.

 

[Winger for Hire]

I believe he has two rings.

He does. Your point?

 

[The GM]

This is quality. You know he will score 10+ goals next year on someone else's third line right.

Is than in addition to the 15 he'll score on their 1st line?

 

[ibar726]

This is quality. You know he will score 10+ goals next year on someone else's third line right.

Exactly like Tanner Glass did as soon as he was off the terrible Pens. (In case anyones sarcasm detector is broken...Glass scored 1 whole goal this season.) Seriously though...Adams has scored 10 goals exactly once in his career and that was a decade ago in 2005. You probably have a better chance of hitting the lottery and getting struck by lightning in the same day as Adams has of scoring anywhere near 10+ goals in the NHL next year on any team.

 

[ChrisKuuuunitz]

What if he "re-invents" himself? **** I need a new username, is GetridofLovejoy taken yet?

 

[sf expat71]

"NHL Hockey for the Complete Klutz" by Craig Adams.

 

[Penguinator]

Aaaaah yesssss! The Craig Adams thread is now 4th in terms of popularity on this board's 1rst page. Yesssss who tought he didn't have it anymore?

Imagine what he could do with better advertisement, throw some hookers around, pimp our man to stardom already!

I mean, look at him! The poor guy now has more views than he ever had on the ice!

Aaaaah yesssss!!! - Triumph

 

[Ragamuffin Gunner]

"There's A Rat In The Lockerroom: The Craig Adams Story"

 

[Speaking Moistly]

"How To Be In The NHL With AHL Ability: A Tale of Coffee and Secrets" by Craig "Record Things" Adams

 

[SHOOTANDSCORE]

"Beans of Influence: How to Use Friends and Manipulate People" By Craig "Dangerous Grounds" Adams



ETA: I guess I have to replace my Craig Get Along Gang avatar.

 

[SHOOTANDSCORE]

I believe he has two rings.

Did you mean to post

"I can't believe he has two rings"

?

 

[66-30-33]

Did you mean to post

"I can't believe he has two rings"

?

2 rings to rule them all?

 

[Penguinator]

2 rings to rule them all?

More like two **** rings to **** them all.

 

[WickedWrister]

Craig Adams broke into my home, killed my newborn German Sherpherd puppy, and then defecated on my window sill.

 

[66-30-33]

Craig Adams broke into my home, killed my newborn German Sherpherd puppy, and then defecated on my window sill.

Sill is in Toronto.

 

[Daeni10]

What can you add to the team?
I could actually fight your star players in practice so it will be more realistic for them
Great, you have the job

 

[Penguinator]

Dear Craig, sorry about your misfortune lately, but the truth is that i don't give Adam.

 

[Penguinator]

The other night i thought i saw a shooting star ...except it wasn't shooting but falling and it wasn't a star but a turd.

Weird that it felt like a relief.

 

[Rectify]

The thread title still makes me laugh when I read it... "he gone"... classic duck dynasty.

 

[td_ice]

The thread title still makes me laugh when I read it... "he gone"... classic duck dynasty.

 

[Rectify]

Didn't even think of that, automatically went to:

 

[MeticulouslyDishevel]

"How To Be In The NHL With AHL Ability: A Tale of Coffee and Secrets" by Craig "Record Things" Adams

"A Tale of Coffee and Secrets" - very poetic.

 

[Darth Vitale]

And as good place as any to stop talking about Craig Adams.