The Craig Adams Complaint Club ... RIP, Scrub.

[Randy Butternubs]

Craig Adams once dressed up as Hitler and didn't see a problem with it. This wasn't on Halloween.

 

[theicebox]

Craig Adams once dressed up as Hitler and didn't see a problem with it. This wasn't on Halloween.

Similar to Prince Harry, Craig Adams can not play hockey.

 

[Asuna]

Craig Adams started that fight at Kennywood.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

No. 72 is an awesome number, I love it.

Perron needs to go back to 57, though...39 was not kind to him.


Oh, and, uh...**** you, Craig Adams.

Personally, I'd rather not see "57" on a Penguins jersey ever again.

 

[cygnus47]

Personally, I'd rather not see "57" on a Penguins jersey ever again.

Because?

 

[SEALBound]

Craig Adams career was a sociological experiment to test the human race's ability to sustain from armed revolution in the face of pure, unadulterated frustration.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Because?

Because I don't ever want to hear another "Heinz 57" reference made because someone's wearing #57 in Pittsburgh.

 

[Winger for Hire]

Because I don't ever want to hear another "Heinz 57" reference made because someone's wearing #57 in Pittsburgh.

Unless Shawn Heins puts on the #57 sweater again, I doubt you'll hear that pun.

 

[ibar726]

Unless Shawn Heins puts on the #57 sweater again, I doubt you'll hear that pun.

You give Steiggy too much credit. Things do not need to make that much sense for him to attempt a bad pun. Also we should probably be VERY afraid if John Hynes is given an role with the big club...

Back on topic. Unfortunately the Devil's retired Neidermayer's #27 so Craig will sadly be needing a new number soon:

 

[plaidchuck]

Haha you guys are cute thinking he's gone. You know he'll retire and take a scouting position with the team.

 

[ChrisKuuuunitz]

You give Steiggy too much credit. Things do not need to make that much sense for him to attempt a bad pun. Also we should probably be VERY afraid if John Hynes is given an role with the big club...

Back on topic. Unfortunately the Devil's retired Neidermayer's #27 so Craig will sadly be needing a new number soon:

This is quality. You know he will score 10+ goals next year on someone else's third line right.

 

[66-30-33]

Haha you guys are cute thinking he's gone. You know he'll retire and take a scouting position with the team.

Or they will feel bad for him nobody is giving him offers, so we re-sign him 2M per for 5 years.

 

[Winger for Hire]

Haha you guys are cute thinking he's gone. You know he'll retire and take a scouting position with the team.

Scouting?? Come on, he's going to be Morehouse's protégé... Sr VP of Meddling in Hockey Affairs.

 

[Darth Vitale]

As long as he is not on the ice, not coaching, and not involved in personnel acquisitions (including drafting), I don't give a **** what he does. If Mario agrees to make it a true business-side-only job, Craig can replace Billary Morehouse for all I care. Just keep both of them away from the things that matter to the product on the ice.

 

[Erz8771]

Meh..im sure he will busy with nhlpa business.

 

[Penguinator]

Anyone knows what he studied for at Harvard?

This should give us an indication as to what he could do if he manages to stick around with the Pens...

 

[Black Label]

Anyone knows what he studied for at Harvard?

This should give us an indication as to what he could do if he manages to stick around with the Pens...

History according to his Harvard bio page from 1998.

http://www.gocrimson.com/sports/mice/1998-99/bios/adams_craig

 

[Penguinator]

History according to his Harvard bio page from 1998.

http://www.gocrimson.com/sports/mice/1998-99/bios/adams_craig

Thanks brah, sure glad he's history...

Imagine if he wrote an auto-biography, My Life as a Penguin.

...or 'How to have a successful career while sucking'.

Any more ideas for a title folks?

 

[Shady Machine]

Thanks brah, sure glad he's history...

Imagine if he wrote an auto-biography, My Life as a Penguin.

...or 'How to have a successful career while sucking'.

Any more ideas for a title folks?

'From waiver wire to warrior'

 

[Black Label]

'How to blackmail coaches in the 21st Century'

 

[Penguinator]

'From waiver wire to warrior'

That's an awesome title, nicely done sir!

 

[Penguinator]

'How to blackmail coaches in the 21st Century'

Aaaaah yesssss!!! Let it roll guys!

 

[Penguinator]

'To Blow or Not to Blow'

'Life of Pr' (btw 'Life of Pi' is an excellent novel/film)

D&D (Deceptions & Drag on)

 

[Winger for Hire]

My 'Cup of Coffee' in the NHL

Forward written by Dan "2 Sugars, 1 Cream" Bylsma

 

[ibar726]

How to Overstay Your Welcome
Memoirs of a Fourth Line Fixture
Experience: Who Needs Talent?
Knowing When to Quit - And Playing Anyways
Craig Adams: From Harvard to Buzzard
How to Get Away with Doing Nothing
How to Get Away with Murder (of Scoring Chances)