T’Was the Night Before
Christmas “Holidays”
And all through the rink
Holland was cursing
One goal you would think
He thought he would rebound
From that ripped up knee
So he used next years cap
To win now you will see
Then when his groin
It really did pop
But after only 9 games
Holland could have said stop
And now he sits out
A damn healthy scratch
It really does seem
He wasn’t a good catch
And stuck in the minors
Jacks percentage did cave
Even down there
He can’t make a save
Hollands son he did tell him
He watched hundreds of hours
It must have been Pornhub
And lots of cold showers
Along with coach Dustin
They told Ken that he’d be
Our saviour in net
But now we need three
Thankfully Jeff Skinner
Along with Pickard
are letting Ken think
Tending can disregard
Kane scored a goal
With his brand new white stick
McLoed went to net
And beat Jonathan Quick
Drai has right wing
Warren Foegele
And I will be damned
He scored a big goal
The line McDavid and Hyman
Ryan Nugent Hopkins
Are the best in the league
All the shots they go in
Derek Ryan gets smoked
In every damn game
Janmark and Erne
Play well all the same
Hamblin is a bit small
But plays very smart
And what can we say
About Sammy’s big heart
Dylan’s injured again
He is made of glass
Tyler Wright he got fired
His scouting was ass
The defence is better
Under Coffey and KK
The penalty kill
Well what can you say
It’s much better now
Nurse he can provide
He’s earning every penny
Of that nine and two five
Bouchard he can bomb
And Ekholm the Viking
Really make a great pair
They really are striking
Ceci can’t score
But he is playing better
Pair Kulak and Vinny
They’re earning the sweater
Oh don’t forget Ben
His last name is Gleason
He’s sitting a lot
In the games that we’ve won
We just hit five hundred
It’s been really hard
And all we can hope for
Is to be a wild card
The reffing has sucked
It seems every game
But it will never change
It will be all the same
The Oilers have dug
Themselves a huge hole
To climb out of it
Will it be a new Pole?
To all of my friends here
And those I have blocked
On HF Oil the forum
Who post mostly half cocked
I wish you all of the best
Of the season with cheer
A Merry Christmas to All
And Happy New Year
And to
@brentashton
You miserable old prick
I hope you get all
What you want from Saint Nick!
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