Ross County have incredibly PC chants such as:
"Ole, ole ole ole,
Coun-tay
Coun-tay"
"Ooh to
Ooh to be
Ooh to be a
Staggie!"
I think we've stopped this year, but last year a rival manager said (quite wrongly) that we were just a long ball team. So we started to chant:
"We play the long ball!
We play the long baaaalllll!
We are Ross County
We play the long ball!"
Whenever there was a long ball during the game. Usually only two or three times, but it always made me laugh.
Or if we're playing Inverness Caley Thistle:
They come from down the Ferry
Their dirty and their smelly
They haven't got a telly
The Caley family.
That's probably the only one that isn't about spousal abuse or comparing someone to a horse's behind.
Oh, and ex-England player Terry Butcher is the current Inverness manager:
You put your right arm in,
Your right arm out,
In out, in out,
Shake it all about,
You do the Marradonna and you turn around,
Thats what it's all about,
Ohh Diego Maradonna,
Ohh Diego Maradonna,
Ohh Diego Maradonna,
He put the Butcher out, out, out
So....yeah. There's plenty of scope for hockey chants that don't include swearing. The best are topical, or based around whatever is on the radio just now.
And I hardly think we should be talking with derision about rioting.