I can imagine what the next meeting would look like in camp regarding Harper if he doesn't make it:
Scouts "Next up, Stephen Harper. What qualifications does he have? He wants to send winter jackets to San Jose? Like that's going to make them play well. Imagine if we put him in charge of making plays for our top players"
Harper: "And the goals will score themselves"
Scouts: "The goals will score themselves? Yeah, that's what the Edmonton Oilers thought, and look at how that turned out. That's his inexperience showing. After all, playing for the San Jose Sharks is not an entry level job. We're not saying no forever, but not now. Stephen Harper... he's just not ready"
Now, let's see who actually gets the reference