Speculation: Sens, Lebreton, and the NCC part II

[Sensung]

All the rookies are going to show up to camp and ask if they can play in Belleville

nope 10 of them in the lineup this year... Wait I thought it was Dorion's job to decide who is on the roster...

 

[Very Stable Genius]

Our wonderful new marketing hires!

They're doing a great job!!!

I'm pretty sure they had no say in this matter, or at least were trying desperately to spike it. I hope...

 

[Sens of Anarchy]

Should have had Craig Anderson doing the interview . No drama here.

 

[Sens of Anarchy]

delete double post

 

[BonkTastic]

I'm pretty sure they had no say in this matter, or at least were trying desperately to spike it. I hope...

"If this doesn't make Ottawa fans like me again, then I don't know what will"
- Eugene Melnyk, probably

 

[Masked]

Does this mean that Eugene isn't taking off for Barbados and is going to be paying income tax in Canada this year?

 

[Nac Mac Feegle]

Gotta admit, this is hellishly entertaining.

 

[Sensung]

There really are no words to describe this level of incompetence.

 

[DaveMatthew]

This might be the worst, most cringeworthy thing an NHL team has ever released. Unbelievable.

 

[BonkTastic]

Man, this looks so bad on Borowiecki.

Before, he was just a guy who answered questions after practices and towed the company line because that's what your bottom players do when they want to keep their job. Now, it feels like he's complicit in a crime or something.

 

[BonkTastic]

This might be the worst, most cringeworthy thing an NHL team has ever released. Unbelievable.

Senators organization today is all like:

 

[Very Stable Genius]

 

[BonkTastic]

Does this mean that Eugene... is going to be paying income tax in Canada this year?

Eugene: "Hey now, woah, slow down there pal, let's not get crazy here!"

 

[InTkachukWeTrust]

Man, what is happening

 

[L'Aveuglette]

Lmao. Of course they had captain Kanata doing the interview.

Gimme a B!

Gimme an A!

Gimme an R!

Gimme an F!

 

[Masked]

 

[InTkachukWeTrust]

I just lost all hype for the season

 

[L'Aveuglette]

Man, this looks so bad on Borowiecki.

Before, he was just a guy who answered questions after practices and towed the company line because that's what your bottom players do when they want to keep their job. Now, it feels like he's complicit in a crime or something.

He's literally becoming the villain's main henchman.

 

[L'Aveuglette]

Yep, this definitely tells me all I need to know about these new marketing hires that they thought this was a great idea. We might have actually downgraded in that department if this is setting the tone.

 

[senswon]

Please.
Someone re-edit that video.
So much lolz potential.

Please.

 

[slamigo]

No mention of Randy Lee when Melnyk and Boro discuss how excited the young players get them?

 

[Pierre from Orleans]

First thought that came to my head when he said that

 

[Stylizer1]

Welcome to the **** show we play crappy games
With our stars and public image, the league just finds us strange
We are the team that got no soul take who ever you need
you can fool our crummy dummy, Dorion with little ease

In the **** show, welcome to the **** show
Melnyk sell the team p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p please, please
Uh, I, wanna kick you between the knees

Welcome to the **** show, its trade talk day by day
If you want our captain then you must take Ryan away
and if you're a very young valet, driving coaches around
you can see the bright lights, but you better not look down (allegedly)
In the **** show, welcome to the **** show
Feel my, my, my serpentine
Shhhh, don't want you to make a scene

Welcome to the **** show, it gets worse here every day
learn to live with mediocrity the very same way this team plays
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll get sick eventually
You can go everywhere you want but you better pay your Uber fees

In the **** show, welcome to the **** show
Melnyk sell the team p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p please, please
Uh, i wanna kick you between the knees

 

[BonkTastic]

Welcome to the **** show we play crappy games
With our stars and public image, the league just finds us strange
We are the team that got no soul take who ever you need
you can fool our crummy dummy, Dorion with little ease

In the **** show, welcome to the **** show
Melnyk sell the team p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p please, please
Uh, I, wanna kick you between the knees

Welcome to the **** show, its trade talk day by day
If you want our captain then you must take Ryan away
and if you're a very young valet, driving coaches around
you can see the bright lights, but you better not look down (allegedly)
In the **** show, welcome to the **** show
Feel my, my, my serpentine
Shhhh, don't want you to make a scene

Welcome to the **** show, it gets worse here every day
learn to live with mediocrity the very same way this team plays
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll get sick eventually
You can go everywhere you want but you better pay your Uber fees

In the **** show, welcome to the **** show
Melnyk sell the team p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p please, please
Uh, i wanna kick you between the knees

 

[Liver King]

So...no sale?