Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[Chimpradamus]

Look at it from the bright side, if a goalie sucks, fans can pelter him with beach balls.

 

[Ozz]

That gladiator guy is probably at home, laughing.

 

[Gord]

Im so sorry Sens fans you cant make this up if u tried.

Guess there trying to make up money from empty seats from people buying extra beer

haven't read the thread yet, but my first thought when I saw the thread title was the WKRP episode with the turkeys.

thank god for the sens this year. it's nice to have the negative attention off my oilers.

 

[Hatter of the Beach]

Sure it's a sensationalist title, but gd did this thread title make me laugh.

I feel for you Sens fans, but this is approaching "The Onion" territory of absurdist.

 

[Godzilla]

Ballsy move right there....

 

[BonMorrison]

This is an issue now? Spilled beer? A kid touched a balloon? Okay. The inner Bill Burr in me has so much to say but let's leave it at that. Whiny little ********ers. Kids get bruises all the time, happens WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR KID OUTSIDE. You don't ****ing whine about it or sue someone. That **** is ridiculous. It's a part of life. And learning. And growing up. Things happen. Jesus Christ, get a grip you people. IT'S LIFE.

 

[General Disarray]

Wait, so the point of this was to knock the beer out of people's hands to force them to buy another? Melnyk guy is so smart!

 

[tarheelhockey]

Two of them went over Cam Ward's glove hand.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

Eugene Memenyk

He’s one gray cat away from being a super-villain.

 

[DudeWhereIsMakar]

Maybe they were cheaper.

 

[TheGoldenGod]

Hahaha title has me weak!

 

[TheGoldenGod]

"Spilling beer & hurting children"

Dad, is that you??

 

[TkachukNorris79]

I thought it was really cool. The idea is great. The balls were lit up red and the fans were all engaged...

And then I looked up and one was coming right at me so I deflected it away and realised it was much heavier than it looked.

Wouldn't be too pleased if it hit me in the back of the head.

Really cool idea if they can make the beach balls a little lighter.

 

[BatVader]

 

[ijuka]

Well, at least they're a team.

 

[Its a Trap]

I like how people nonchalantly dismiss the spilling beer as if it doesn’t cost over 10 bucks to buy one from the same people who just spilt it and they should just say sure ok have some more of my money. Also I like how man-up is being applied to children.

This place gets less intelligent by the day it seems.

 

[TheGoldenGod]

Well, at least they're a team.

<3

 

[Off Sides]

 

[HansonBro]

He was just decorating for tomorrow nights foam party. Melnyk said its gonna be so lit

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

They've got big balls

 

[dubey]

Heavy beach balls lol

Those things look like the balls they toss out at concerts. Unless they're weighted with sand or something - the use of 'heavy' is hilarious

 

[Commander Clueless]

Future Senators fans will painfully remember the time when their team had the balls to dump on their fans.



...I'll show myself out.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I like how people nonchalantly dismiss the spilling beer as if it doesn’t cost over 10 bucks to buy one from the same people who just spilt it and they should just say sure ok have some more of my money. Also I like how man-up is being applied to children.

This place gets less intelligent by the day it seems.

What, you're not cool with paying $13 for a beer and then having the venue owner knock it over and charge you $13 for a replacement, and then tell your kid to "man up" about getting knocked down onto a concrete floor?

Obviously you're not the old school type who just goes through life brushing off these minor inconveniences. They are not at all the exact same people who go ballistic and cause a scene over every perceived issue on the internet.

 

[RorschachWJK]

Someone needs to compile and maintain a list of all these Senator related horrifics...it is simply impossible to stay on top of these, they just keep coming Nothing against the team but this is approaching Mr Bean level bad management. Actually even much more delicious than a comedy flick because these guys are trying to be professional (at least I assume they are?). Kinda like what makes Ed Wood movies so great: he really tried to do quality movies...end result was something else

 

[Cellee]

I like how people nonchalantly dismiss the spilling beer as if it doesn’t cost over 10 bucks to buy one from the same people who just spilt it and they should just say sure ok have some more of my money. Also I like how man-up is being applied to children.

This place gets less intelligent by the day it seems.

Are people disregarding it? I'd be pissed.