GDT: Sabres at Hurricanes: Here's Your God Damn Police Report Edition-Sabres at Hurricanes

[TheBigKahuna]

Doesn't make any sense to me. Seems like McBain should be tried based on what we saw from Sanguinetti and Corvo in the first 2 games. What could McBain have done yesterday in practice to make the staff think he wouldn't be worth a shot??

Corvo isn't going to be benched.

 

[rj]

A brief history of sports in Carolina:

That's in Alabama, not in "Carolina".

 

[Joe McGrath]

Can one of our esteemed professional writers ask Lewis or Muller why McBain isn't playing, even if its just to hear the answer that they feel the other guys are better. Ask the question like its your job, because it is!

 

[PaulProteus]

Can one of our esteemed professional writers ask Lewis or Muller why McBain isn't playing, even if its just to hear the answer that they feel the other guys are better. Ask the question like its your job, because it is!

They prefer to cover the really in-depth stuff:

@ice_chip: Canes opened skate with keepaway. Gleason didn't play fair though. Took puck and sped away from Corvo, who had to chase him down.

 

[Joe McGrath]

They prefer to cover the really in-depth stuff:

That's actually an important note. How in the hell is Gleason speeding away from anyone?

 

[Blueline Bomber]

That's actually an important note. How in the hell is Gleason speeding away from anyone?

Corvo. That is all.

 

[DaleCooper]

 

[PaulProteus]

That's actually an important note. How in the hell is Gleason speeding away from anyone?

I question Chip's vision. I'm assuming he mistook the five gallon bucket they keep practice pucks in for Gleason. The bucket does have a Canes logo on it at least.

 

[tarheelhockey]

That's in Alabama, not in "Carolina".

Ok, I'll bite. How can you tell?

 

[Oenatzu]

So it turns out that Corvo can't even defend against our own defenders.

 

[Novacane]

That's actually an important note. How in the hell is Gleason speeding away from anyone?

Or how did he manage to get the puck away from the defensive mastermind. Surely Corvo was just being nice and gifted him the puck and Gleason got a little carried away.

 

[tarheelhockey]

So it turns out that Corvo can't even defend against our own defenders.

Could there possibly be a more fitting image of our defense than Joe Corvo failing to catch up with Tim Gleason?

 

[wlf]

WOW that GDT is done well!

And don't worry about your women, we've seen them.

 

[DaleCooper]

Ok, I'll bite. How can you tell?

If you were a real southerner you would clearly recognize the 1993 CocaColaweiser 900 at Birmingham Super Ultra Speedway where Durley Waltripp put Bill Durphart Jr. into the wall on turn 5 causing a post-race scrap between Dale McDonald and Charles Turner III which allowed Earnest Falmer to take the checkered and his first ever Outback Steakhouse Presented By Mastercard Winner's Cup. I remember it like it was yesterday because pappy took me for a victory lap around the yard in his tractor after.

 

[Joe McGrath]

Could there possibly be a more fitting image of our defense than Joe Corvo failing to catch up with Tim Gleason?

Jay Harrison toe dragging by Sanguinetti and then fanning on the shot but Ward still let's it in?

 

[Sasha Cares]

If you were a real southerner you would clearly recognize the 1993 CocaColaweiser 900 at Birmingham Super Ultra Speedway where Durley Waltripp put Bill Durphart Jr. into the wall on turn 5 causing a post-race scrap between Dale McDonald and Charles Turner III which allowed Earnest Falmer to take the checkered and his first ever Outback Steakhouse Presented By Mastercard Winner's Cup.

 

[Sasha Cares]

WOW that GDT is done well!

And don't worry about your women, we've seen them.

Too classy to take back Buff? Understood

 

[Sasha Cares]

Chip Alexander ‏@ice_chip

Ward will start

 

[Sasha Cares]

There is a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Chip Alexander ‏@ice_chip

Corvi out of lineup tonight. McBain with Pitkanen. Ward will start in goal.

 

[Sasha Cares]

Although, who the hell is Corvi?

 

[DaleCooper]

We will get blown out tonight, Ellis will start tomorrow and Sanguinetti will replace McBain, and after we win this board will commence a two month long argument over whether Ellis or McBain was responsible for the turnaround.

EDIT: Nevermind then.

Although, who the hell is Corvi?

 

[Boats Ahoes]

Fun Fact: Tim Gleason is the fastest player on our entire roster in NHL 13

 

[Novacane]

There is a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Chip Alexander ‏@ice_chip

Corvi out of lineup tonight. McBain with Pitkanen. Ward will start in goal.

Thank you!!

 

[HP00]

All GDT should be done like this
Well done sir!

 

[Joe McGrath]

There is a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Chip Alexander ‏@ice_chip

Corvi out of lineup tonight. McBain with Pitkanen. Ward will start in goal.

I wonder if he hurt himself chasing Gleason. That would be too funny (unless he seriously injured himself ofcourse. I can't wish something like that even on Corvo).