Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
Has the ability to play in an NHL bottom six, but he didn't stay healthy enough to see if he'd actually pan out in that role. There will be others.
Also had a good chunk of his NHL time wasted by an idiot coach. It's hard for bottom six talent to thrive when you have to defeat your own coach.
Now, my concern is if things get weird with the cap coming out of All Of This. We might end up going with talent that is inferior to him just because we have to fit in a cap contracted/stagnant environment. I guess we see how that goes eventually.
You had me at "It was a stupid idea and a huge waste of money to sign Kevin Hayes." Great post.