Powdered Toast Man
Is he a ham?
- Nov 22, 2005
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One of those captains half the fanbase wanted gone anyway, so apparently this is a horrible thing? I don't understand, you guys are too confusing. You know what, we will get McDavid and then there we go, our new Jason Spezza, Ryan will see that we have all the young pieces for a cup, he will resign. McDavid will attract young free agents to Ottawa, Melnyk will get scared of the poor attendance this year and will sign some decent free agents/or a successful businessman sees the potential money in the team and buys the team off of Melnyk. We sign those free agent players to shut our fans up, even changing the jerseys to the original jerseys from the 90's. We contend all year, destroy the league, the Leafs finish last, we sweep all the rounds of the playoffs and we get to the finals against the Dallas Stars, Spezza reveals that he was a Senator all along and the spotlight focuses on the team entrance where suddenly Alfie skates on the ice in full Sens gear as he grabs a mic and says "I should never have left", he scores the winning goal off of a pass from Jason Spezza making us the only team in the modern NHL to win the cup in one game because Dallas forfeits because they are not worthy, The Sens go on their Stanly Cup parade (with Alfie and Spezza included) in downtown Ottawa as the fans jump on the float and it floats into the sky as everybody waves to the camera.
But then suddenly the float then crashes down resulting in a fiery explosion.The tragedy is then investigated by local enforcements, including Alfies brother. They then find the cause of the crash to be the float ran out of gas causing it to spiral down towards the ground. As they go over the costs of the parade to see who's job it was to buy gas, the name they find renders them speechless...Eugene Melnyk. Curse you Melnyk.
You missed the part where Melnyk drop kicks Spartacat into a giant waste disposal unit.
9/10 would read again