Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

[Bferra13]

About time we updated this classic: Rayzor burns: a collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

One of the greatest thread titles of all time too lol. Gonna need more "Rayzor Burns" to get me through this season...

 

[Snippit]

About time we updated this classic: Rayzor burns: a collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

I did not realize the "not a bad period by the Buffalo Sabres" has been going on since 2013. Guess I didn't start noticing til the last couple of years.

 

[EmeraldCitySabre]

This was from last year.

 

[cardiffgiant]

I still miss Greg O’Renko

 

[Matt Ress]

Anyone remember how he pronounced Kotkaniemi last night?

 

[Buffaloed]

Anyone remember how he pronounced Kotkaniemi last night?

I thought he said 'I wanna go to Miami' but it could have been Kotkaniemi.

 

[Deep Blue Metallic]

I thought he said 'I wanna go to Miami' but it could have been Kotkaniemi.

Bump was overdue. This thread is pure gold.

"on the ground" never fails to give me a chuckle. Ice, Rob. They play on ice. Remember?

 

[Buffaloed]

Bump was overdue. This thread is pure gold.

"on the ground" never fails to give me a chuckle. Ice, Rob. They play on ice. Remember?

That's the UK influence from his family or the part of Canada where he grew up. They actually say on the floor when Americans would say on the ground.

 

[Sabretooth]

Anyone remember how he pronounced Kotkaniemi last night?

It was something like "kookanami" but tbh I was already laughing my ass off in advance after snevnakov looking at other names and knowing it wasn't going to get any better for rayzor lol

 

[2 others]

https://www.quora.com/Does-French-have-fewer-words-than-English

"English has far more words than French.
Estimates place the number of words in English at over 200,000, and in French at around 100,000."

Rayzor: "Hold my beer."

 

[brian_griffin]

Have only caught a few broadcasts this year, but I've yet to hear him butcher "Hinostroza".

Been waiting for any one of the following alternatives:
"Histronoza"
"Hinstrozoa"
"Hinstozota"
"Hinzstrozoa"
"Vinnie H."

 

[MarkusKetterer]

Have only caught a few broadcasts this year, but I've yet to hear him butcher "Hinostroza".

Been waiting for any one of the following alternatives:
"Histronoza"
"Hinstrozoa"
"Hinstozota"
"Hinzstrozoa"
"Vinnie H."

I’m expecting him to call Vinnie “Minestroza”

 

[SnuggaRUDE]

How have the Sabres broadcast team not made this into a segment yet?

 

[tsujimoto74]

I’m expecting him to call Vinnie “Minestroza”

Vinny Minestrone

Goes well with Donny Meatballs

 

[Zman5778]

I thought he said 'I wanna go to Miami' but it could have been Kotkaniemi.

I thought he mumbled lyrics to Kokomo

 

[beerme1]

This thread is some much needed comic relief. Thank you all!

 

[beerme1]

I swear in Game 1 he said "across"... I was so proud. Game two rolls around, and we were back to Acrost. I must've heard incorrectly

He's f***ing with you. That's all.

 

[Jacob582]

"Dan i talked to the referee about the penalties. They have reservations somewhere here in town for dinner and it's at 4:30, so they have to get there."

 

[brian_griffin]

"Dan i talked to the referee about the penalties. They have reservations somewhere here in town for dinner and it's at 4:30, so they have to get there."

“Not a bad dig at the refs at tall.”

 

[Tatanka]

His comment in the Minny game about one of the Middlestat contingent: “ that woman had black hair at the start of the game…and it was straight.” I laughed.

 

[BFLO]

He got high stuck there

 

[tsujimoto74]

His comment in the Minny game about one of the Middlestat contingent: “ that woman had black hair at the start of the game…and it was straight.” I laughed.

Definitely the best thing he's said so far this season in my book

 

[HogtownSabresfan]

I don't know what Okposo is on but I want some.

 

[Der Jaeger]

I always enjoyed the three commentator crews. RJ, Lorentz, and Ray were good. Ray is best when giving limited content with the on ice perspective.

 

[BFLO]

“They look a lot better period here” - Rob Ray in the year of our lord 2022