HF Habs: Playoffs 2015 ROUND 1 BANTER THREAD - NEW Example in OP (Mod Warning post #44)

[DD51*]

Gatineau resident here and have been working in Ottawa since 1987. Not the most exciting city for sure. I commute in to work in the morning and escape the city right after I'm off work. I rarely stick around. There are some decent restaurants, although not that many.

There's as much excitement at a Sens game as there is in an Old Home when a bunch of grannies get together to play Bridge or Shuffleboard.

Only when Habs or Leafs are playing there. Lots of fans of both teams.

 

[Baruch]

Master W7, I have started using your precept in my HF life.

Never have I been so happy.

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

Master W7, I have started using your precept in my HF life.

Never have I been so happy.

Your posts are great, really in the spirit of things

 

[Baruch]

Your posts are great, really in the spirit of things

Full on sophism!

I'm having a lot of fun using reverse logic here

Philosophy and rational (economical) thinking.

You can tell my education and soon-to-be degree are put to good use

 

[GREMLIN]

Alexandre Daigle would've loved playing hockey and could be one of the all time greats if Ottawa wasnt such a ****** city

 

[waffledave]

I need to stay away from the main board, I've already been banned from this forum twice because of the playoffs and the threads that are started there.

The Sens fans are the worst, what a bunch of ****ing nerds, I can't stand them. I can just picture them there wearing fedoras and cuddling Japanese body pillows or My little pony stuffed animals. I can tell that they have same rotten smelling breath that Michel Therrien has.

It's a shame because I actually really like the players on Ottawa.

 

[Baruch]

sar·casm
\ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\
noun
: the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say especially in order to insult someone, to show irritation, or to be funny

Well you weren't funny that's for sure ^^.

Which remaining were you doing/trying to do?

Reminder: Use the '''', at least if it's poorly done, people will still be able to recognize the attempt and treat it as such ...

that one fell on point lol.

Do anyone feel it was personal? I don't know if I'm looking at a warning here or not ^^ (read in context, page 29, for better assessment pls).

 

[Guilliam]

So is this gonna be the thread where we will see all the awesome photoshopped pics and gifs like this one, possibly the best ever :

Edit : That's MiG's work, right?

 

[Moen is Gone]

So is this gonna be the thread where we will see all the awesome photoshopped pics and gifs like this one, possibly the best ever :

Edit : That's MiG's work, right?

Not mine, I forgot who did it

 

[Bloumeister]

One of my fondest memories of Ottawa is seeing 30-minutes lineups in front of Beer Stores on June 30 because dépanneurs weren't open on July 1. In fact, come to think of it, it's my ONLY fond memory of Ottawa. Beauty

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

From now on:
MARK STONE IS A GIANT, FLOWERY SCENTED *****.

Call him the Actor, the Diver, The Loser, The ******, whatever you want.

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

And from now on...

ANDREW H4MMOND, THE H4MBURGL4R

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

We won without TWO OF THE BEST SKATERS IN THE WORLD.

We won after ALL THAT REFPUCK.

We won after all their clutching and grabbing.

**** the Sens.

 

[GREMLIN]

Main board time

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

 

[Yep]

 

[CupInSIX]

From now on:
MARK STONE IS A GIANT, FLOWERY SCENTED *****.

Call him the Actor, the Diver, The Loser, The ******, whatever you want.

Master thespian?

 

[Hope Of Glory]

We can just constantly pointing out that Karlsson is bad defensively.

Oh wait, that's not banter that's just true

 

[Haaabs]

Main board time

Every time I go to the main boards, I wonder why we (Habs fans) continue to use this forum. Did we kill the team pet of every single team in the league?

 

[Pierre Dagenais]

Every time I go to the main boards, I wonder why we (Habs fans) continue to use this forum. Did we kill the team pet of every single team in the league?

That's the best part of this forum. When Montreal is winning games, the most butt hurt posters come out

 

[Brainiac]

That's the best part of this forum. When Montreal is winning games, the most butt hurt posters come out

True dat. The flak we get for totally inoffensive comments while tolerating much worse the other way...

If Shea Weber does that slash, people would say he's too intense and should have got a 2 min.

 

[Seb]

Rangers and Lightning fans are out in full force in the Sens/Habs threads on the main. You guys think they're scared of us?

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

Rangers and Lightning fans are out in full force in the Sens/Habs threads on the main. You guys think they're scared of us?

All par for the course.

Stay hard men, and focus on the following, the 3 Ds of arguing: Deny, Dismiss, Delay.

 

[waffledave]

The hamburger more like a swiss cheese mushroom melt.

And ****ing stone, was a faker. Unbelievable.

 

[GREMLIN]

True dat. The flak we get for totally inoffensive comments while tolerating much worse the other way...

If Shea Weber does that slash, people would say he's too intense and should have got a 2 min.

Perry and Getzlaf make that kind of slash alllll the time, Benn too and so many others.

But this time it's Subban, so many "Im not racist but" kind of people in the hockey world, it's clear as day many people hate him for no good reason.