GDT: Pittsburgh Penguins @ Philadelphia Flyers 7:00PM| Beau Bennett's Precious Little Life

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Mischa

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Code:
Dear Mr. Bennett,
It has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is Maxime Talbot, 
and... Blah, blah, blah...
Fair warning... 
Mano y mano... 
Seven evil... Blah, blah. 

This is... 

This is... This is...

Booooring.

Delete.

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MR. BENNETT. It is [i]I[/i], Maxime Talbot. Consider our fight, begun!

Emery
Mason

Streit-L. Schenn
Grossman-Coburn
Timonen-Gustafsson

Rinaldo-Hall-Rosehill
Talbot-Couturier-Read
Raffl-B. Schenn-Simmonds
McGinn-Giroux-Voracek
:flyers

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VS.

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:pens
Kunitz - Crosby - Dupuis
Jokinen - Malkin - Kobasew
Jeffrey - Sutter - Zolnierczyk
Glass - Vitale - Adams

Martin - Orpik
Niskanen - Scuderi
Engelland - Maatta

Fleury
Zatkoff






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And so, Beau Bennett must defeat Evgeni Malkin's seven evil ex-linemates in order to become his linemate.

 
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Mischa

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a little disappointing Beau is injured but I had this plan from before the season started and I'm sticking to it


feel free to tell me my lineup is wrong. I would be surprised if its right (Pens is from last game and Flyers is from the projection in the pregame thread)
 
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Ugene Magic

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Great work, Mikey.:yo:

Don't worry one bit, sticking with your plan is 100% righteous.:nod:

I'll add to this that we need, "Tanger", back. Definition, you have me inspired with that first video.

Lets will him back....and stick with it.

DB...Make it happen!












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Kristopher<<<<"Tanger"

"Without Me"
'Eminem'
Lyrics(NSFW)| No-Lyrics


[2x]
two wingers go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside



Guess who's back, back again
Tanger's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Kristopher no more they want Tanger I'm chopped liver
well if you want Tanger, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of speed mixed with some hard stickwork
some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
I'm on the ice and hairs ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Bylsma but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the HC-DB won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on PENS-TV but it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips how's that,
ice on your lips and some on my stick and get ready 'cause this game's about to get heavy
I just settled my contract bit, ****
YOU Debbie D's!

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[Chorus 2x:]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

[Verse 2]
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Kiss
they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*...itch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the air waves a rebel
so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?


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[Chorus 2x]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me



[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this ****, that ****.
Patrick you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Flyer bass-turds, and Emery
you can get stomped by Ovie, you 31 year old bald headed backstop-E, sue me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to you'know
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a stick ever since
Avery turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the **** just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the best D thing since Paul Coffey, to do the PMD thing so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other PMD's emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me


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[Chorus 2x]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me



(Hum dei dei la la, la la la.. la la la... la la la..) [2x]
"Pens"
 

ByeBye

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So who is going to be the first player to do something incredibly stupid? Rinaldo? Rosehill? Harry Z.? Malkin? It's going to be interesting.
 

dr robbie

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Feb 21, 2012
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So who is going to be the first player to do something incredibly stupid? Rinaldo? Rosehill? Harry Z.? Malkin? It's going to be interesting.

Pretty much. Someone's going to do something and the whole game will go to crap. My money is on Gladams. He'll make DB proud and keep earning his roster spots.
 

Shrimper

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Feb 20, 2010
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When you look at the records and line-ups you'd think we'd win this one. But you just know it won't be that easy.
 

DegenX

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So, looks like this guy won't be playing either ...

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Great GDT, Mikey :yo:
 

Avengers*

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Kobasew on the second line? lmao

I predict a 5-0 shutout for the pens!
 

Darth Vitale

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This thread, it confuses me.

Bennett and Letang are both out for tonight most likely, yet the entire thing is dedicated to them. :laugh:

Still I like your sense of team spirit and 102% graphical efforts. Well done; definitely got a laugh out of it. :thumbu:
 

Zirakzigil

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Crazy GDT. Sadly I won't be able to watch this one cause
I have a Calculus midterm tonight. :( here's hoping for an epic Pens win.
 

Waffle Fries

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Today's practice lines:

Kunitz-Crosby-Dupuis
Jokinen-Malkin-Kobasew
Glass-Sutter-Adams
Harry Z-Vitale-Engelland


I'm really not sure which center I feel the worse for.
 

mpp9

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It was nice knowing you Jeffrey. When Neal, Beau and D'Agostini return, to a garbage team he goes.
 
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