Pickup Hockey Stereotypes

[Penguins23]

Which one are you?

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[VaughanBender72]

Great video man, (I'm assuming you made this) You really captured all of the hocey stereotypes, make more vids. I'm honestly surprised by how many views you got in like two days.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Hehe, i played hockey in that rink.

 

[PlayoffBeard365]

Good stuff!!! I like the super late guy. The other night I left my house for pick up 20 minutes after it already started!! Ha ha!!

I can't wait to see someone with equipment already on when entering the rink. Does that really happen!?!

Potential others: super stinky equipment guy, NHL caliber kit guy, unsolicited advice guy, lack of skills guy, too serious guy, flow worry guy, serious $ collection guy, excessive stretching guy, stay out on ice too long guy

 

[Summer Rose]

this is awesome.

I'm not a guy, so that makes me the beer girl. There's no way I'm playing a rec league game without drinking afterwards. Except it's usually not beer, it's something else.

 

[Pog Form]

Great job if you made this, OP! Really funny.

 

[Martin Riggs]

I love unsolicited advice guy. I also like tuxedo jersey guy, tattered sweatpants instead of hockey socks guy, and non-stop plugging the equipment store i work at guy.

 

[mikitas donut]

People always ask me why I get to the rink an hour before puck drop. Because I'm the pre-game dump guy.

 

[beedee]

That was awesome, I've definitely witnessed quite a few of those. I too have been the PGD guy a couple times.

 

[El Nino 22]

We have almost all of those guys at the pickup games I go to!
My dad is the pre-game dump guy and I give him endless **** about it.

 

[aguynamedjoe]

How about the "way too positive attitude" guy?

Great vid, keep 'em coming

 

[coldhands]

My favorite? The kook who wears a tinted visor with tongues out that can't even play.

 

[biturbo19]

I always thought i was a guy, but i wasn't in your vid.


I'm the...

"First in, last out" guy.

 

[rh71]

How about the "way too positive attitude" guy?

Great vid, keep 'em coming

yeah "unlucky unlucky! Keep your heads up boys!"

We also have the "talk too much slow to dress guy".

I'm the "never says a word" guy.

 

[CoopALoop]

Damn headhunters in warmup guys.

Especially worse when you're standing and they still hit your mask.

 

[jetsfan23]

How about the "way too positive attitude" guy?

Great vid, keep 'em coming

Guilty as charged. If I will always be the slowest skater I will always be the biggest fan.

 

[542365]

I think I've come across an example of each of those guys except the Mom packs the bag guy, at least that I know of

I think I'm the borrower. I'm the guy who is always out of shin tape.

 

[ajmidd12]

Brilliant video! Well made! The team and I had a good laugh as we have pretty much one (or two) of each of these types of guys haha.

 

[Analyzer*]

I think I've come across an example of each of those guys except the Mom packs the bag guy, at least that I know of

I think I'm the borrower. I'm the guy who is always out of shin tape.

I think I'm the same.

Except, I buy a massive pack of it because I need it to help strengthen my ankle, lend it out and never get it back.

It's like pens in high school.

Your first day you have 20 of them.

By day 3 you have none left. Sure you broke 3, threw 1 at someone because you don't like them, but you should still have 16 ****ing pens left.

 

[Analyzer*]

Would like to add it needs the guy who can't skate, stick handle, or shoot, but thinks he's good/the goalie who can't make a save, but always tells about how he played with "much better players" and played "great"

 

[Penguins23]

Can't a guy share a video that he didn't make? Lol. I didn't make it and don't know who did but it was at a rink that I play at in Dieppe, NB. I just shared it because I found it funny, not because I wanted to take credit for it. Wish I could.

 

[ajmidd12]

Would like to add it needs the guy who can't skate, stick handle, or shoot, but thinks he's good/the goalie who can't make a save, but always tells about how he played with "much better players" and played "great"

Ahh the over exaggerator. Played with many of those who's friend (my teammate) would often say "yeah he's really good we're bringing him out, etc, etc, etc" and the player ends up being way out of his league. I don't mind it as it helps with rest periods having more skaters, but playing with guys like that is often like playing 5 on 4.

 

[CornKicker]

Ahh the over exaggerator. Played with many of those who's friend (my teammate) would often say "yeah he's really good we're bringing him out, etc, etc, etc" and the player ends up being way out of his league. I don't mind it as it helps with rest periods having more skaters, but playing with guys like that is often like playing 5 on 4.

yes we have labelled that guys as "liabetes" guy

 

[ajmidd12]

yes we have labelled that guys as "liabetes" guy

HA! I'm borrowing this.

 

[sanityplease]

Potential others: super stinky equipment guy, NHL caliber kit guy, unsolicited advice guy, lack of skills guy, too serious guy, flow worry guy, serious $ collection guy, excessive stretching guy, stay out on ice too long guy

These def need to be added. Also, the tinted visor guy & the guy shouting @ his team mates from the bench (the self appointed coach guy).