Phoenix L; AllByDesign?

[Killion]

.... or possibly Flipping Out with the Hantz Brothers?

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[Nordskull]

Here we go, and thanks for giving us more space ;-)

 

[EvilCoop]

I didn't know you could move the council meeting to the job like that. Of course, maybe the council is worried that they will miss a pro-coyotes voice considering it conflicts with the game, so they just moved the meeting to where the voices are. However, if what yotesreign says is true, it does look good for Coyotes' fans.

 

[metalfoot]

Phoenix L: Licensed to L.

Was kind of hoping the Kings would sweep in 4 just to get the show on the road, but we'll see what new twists and turns are ahead now that we have both a hockey game AND a council meeting on Tuesday. Spills! Thrills! Chills! Excitement!

 

[Killion]

...no worries. And plz, unless ya'll wanna see a Mod come riding through this thread with a Scimitar slashing posters apart like water melons at full gallop enough with language issues already!.

 

[kdb209]

A Funny Thing Happened on the BoH Forum

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns IEH!

Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!

Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
Comedy Phoenix Thread Tonight!

Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--

Something for everybawdy!

Comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

Nothing that's grim.

Nothing that's Greek.

She plays Medea They play in Quebec later this week.

Stunning surprises!
Cunning disguises!
Hundreds of actors out of sight!

Pantaloons and tunics!
Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!
Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!
Crimes!
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!
Liebermans!

No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
And a happy ending, of course!
Goodness and badness,
Panic is madness--
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy Phoenix Thread tonight!

12-08-2008 Hockey in The Desert (Phoenix franchise and finance/business matters)
02-04-2009 Hockey in the Desert II (Phoenix Coyotes franchise and business matters)

05-05-2009 Balsillie puts in $212.5 mil offer for the Coyotes
05-07-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part II
05-18-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part III
05-22-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part IV
06-03-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part V
06-09-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part VI
06-12-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part VII: I'm just waitin' on a judge
06-16-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part VIII: It's dead, Jim
06-24-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part IX: 'Dorf on Hockey
07-25-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part X: The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!
08-03-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XI: A Fistful of Dollars?
08-07-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XII: For a Few Dollars More
08-12-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XIII: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
08-21-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XIV: The Wrath of Baum
08-27-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XV - SITREP: SNAFU
09-02-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVI: Barbarian at the Gate
09-08-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVII: Wake Me Up When September Ends
09-10-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVIII: Is that a pale horse in the distance?
09-12-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy Part XIX: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Baum
09-21-2009 Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XX: There Will Be Baum
09-28-2009 Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XXI: 2009 -- A Sports Odyssey
10-26-2009 Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XXII: Long and winding road

11-24-2009 Keeping up with potential owners for NHL Phoenix Coyotes (UPD: Ice Edge signs LOI)
03-14-2010 Part II. Potential owners of NHL's Phoenix Coyotes
03-26-2010 Part III. Prospective Owners - Phoenix Coyotes (UPD Lease vote 4/13; IEH signs MOU)
04-10-2010 Part IV Phoenix Coyotes post bankrtuptcy; UPD COG approves Reinsdorf MOU, not IEH MOU
05-02-2010 Part V Phoenix Coyotes post bankruptcy UPD Reinsdorf out? IEH back in? else Winnipeg?
05-11-2010 Part VI Phoenix Coyotes post bankruptcy
05-23-2010 Part VII Phoenix Coyotes post bankrtuptcy
06-07-2010 Part VIII: Phoenix Coyotes Post-bankrtuptcy
06-22-2010 Part IX: Phoenix Coyotes Post-bankruptcy UPD: Pres Moss fired 6/30 with IEH input
07-26-2010 Part X: Phoenix Coyotes - Between Scylla and Charybdis
08-27-2010 Part XI: Phoenix Coyotes -- Greetings, Starfighter, You have been selected ...
09-16-2010 Part XII: Phx Coyotes - Still haven't found what I'm looking for
10-12-2010 Part XIII: Phoenix Coyotes - The Final Cut?
10-27-2010 Part XIV: Phoenix Coyotes - To Infinity And Beyond....
12-05-2010 Part XV: Phoenix - the battle of evermore
12-14-2010 Part XVI: Phoenix -- Money for Nothing
12-20-2010 Part XVII: Phoenix -- Thread Title Available For Lease
01-09-2011 Part XVIII: Phoenix -- Imminence Front
01-24-2011 Phoenix XIXth: Nervous Breakdown
02-02-2011 Phoenix XX: Two weeks
02-11-2011 Phoenix XXI: When will then be now?
02-22-2011 Phoenix XXII: It's Now or Never
02-28-2011 Phoenix XXIII - Bond: The Phoenix Project
03-03-2011 Phoenix XXIV: How many twists does the scriptwriter have left?
03-07-2011 Phoenix XXV: Anyone in the theatre seen a pale horse?
03-08-2011 Phoenix XXVI: Pain in the AZ
03-11-2011 Phoenix XXVII: Can we all get along?
03-16-2011 Phoenix XXVIII: Lawyers, Bonds and Money
03-20-2011 Phoenix XXIX: What's the next act? I'm tired of the dog & pony show
03-22-2011 Phoenix Part XXX Hulz, you gotta get a gimmick if you want to get ahead
03-27-2011 Phoenix Part XXXI: I feel I'm in a time loop
04-05-2011 Phoenix Part XXXII: Bridge over Troubled Goldwater
04-14-2011 Phoenix XXXIII: Sound of Silence
04-20-2011 Phoenix XXXIV: Project Mayhem
04-25-2011 Phoenix XXXV: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave...
05-03-2011 Phoenix XXXVI - There's got to be a morning after
05-10-2011 Phoenix XXXVII - The Heat is On

Followed by the Interregnum between Kings Phoenix the XXXVII-th and Phoenix the XXXVIII-th:

[PYTHON]
The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first
Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign
But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England Puritan
Born in 1599 and died in 1658 September
[/PYTHON]

06-09-2011 ESPN's Burnside: Hulsizer submitted new deal; COG city manager dragging it out
06-20-2011 Coyotes related: Westgate faces foreclosure
06-21-2011 Phoenix, worst case scenario

Finally, the realm was restored ...

06-27-2011 Phoenix XXXVIII: Hulsizer Pulls Bid For Coyotes
08-16-2011 Phoenix XXXIX: You Never Give Me Your Money
10-18-2011 Phoenix XL: Rich Man's World
12-07-2011 Phoenix XLI: Bongo Fury
01-06-2012 Phoenix XLII: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
02-02-2012 Phoenix XLIII: How to Bake Cupcakes in Less Than Two Weeks
02-28-2012 Phoenix XLIV: Ignorance & Apathy (or I Doan't know & I Doan't Care)
03-28-2012 Phoenix XLV: You can't YANDLE the truth!
04-11-2012 Phoenix XLVI: (Tre)living on a prayer
04-21-2012 Phoenix XLVII: More Threads than Superbowls
05-01-2012 Phoenix XLVIII: Of Mice and Lieberman
05-08-2012 Phoenix XLIX: Smoke & Mirrors
05-21-2012 Phoenix L: AllByDesign?

A couple if Phoenix uThreads have popped up in the wake of the "To close, or not to close" mega-thread discussion:

03-16-2012 COG to spend more on Coyotes than public safety?
03-22-2012 Dreger (3/22): NHL to investigate "plan b" for Phoenix
03-23-2012 Sunnicks strikes again "will they stay or will they go now?"
03-28-2012 G&M: Architects of Glendale pro sports disaster won't be around for fallout
03-30-2012 Shoalts: Ice Edge talking about bringing (minor) hockey to the Job should Yotes leave
04-04-2012 Shoalts: Glendale Mayor Scruggs wants city's $$ back
04-05-2012 Coyotes CEO 'confident' team is staying in Glendale
04-05-2012 Puck Daddy: Coyotes battline relocation worries with public optimism
04-06-2012 A strong PHX team in the playoffs may bring a new owner.
04-10-2012 Father of PHX AGM Brad Treliving involved in keeping Coyotes in Glendale?
04-10-2012 PKP offer for Coyotes may be 230 million (mod: to QC w/relo $$)
04-10-2012 Beasley: Coyotes deal within a month
04-11-2012 Glendale, NHL trying to close Phoenix Coyotes deal with Jamison group
04-11-2012 Bettman: no timeline on Phoenix situation (AP)
04-13-2012 Adding up the Numbers in the Phoenix Jamison Bid
04-16-2012 COG's Lieberman calls for demonstration against Coyote deal
04-17-2012 COG - budget payment to Jamison group not to exceed $20m?
04-17-2012 GWI ready to scrutinize new deal
04-18-2012 Coyotes sale soon, five things to watch
04-21-2012 Jamison looking for more investors on Coyotes bid, could be 1-2 months away from deal
04-21-2012 Greg Jamison finally goes public with potential purchase of the Coyotes
04-24-2012 Glendale Busts its Budget; Pledges More Money for Yotes
04-27-2012 Coyotes working to convert bandwagon fans to full time fans
04-28-2-12 4/28: Coyote sale deal getting closer
04-30-2012 Phoenix Coyotes sale finalized May 8th? Hulsizer back in?
05-03-2012 Phoenix CEO/Pres Nealy - something could happen next week
05-04-2012 Feschuk: Phoenix Coyotes doing just fine, thanks
05-04-2012 If the yotes make the finals
05-04-2012 Former Coyotes owner Jerry Moyes assails NHL over Coyotes’ operations
05-07-2012 NHL to announce tentative deal re: sale to Jamison
05-08-2012 Sportsnet: COG promising $306mm over next 21 years
05-08-2012 Wall Street Journal: 'Glendale's Public Hockey Project' = Loss
05-17-2012 Phoenix saga: 5/22 end date
05-17-2012 Jamison signing preliminary sales docs with NHL 5/17 or 5/18
05-21-2012 Goldwater Inst. ready to sue Glendale over arena management deal
05-23-2012 COG council approves preliminary budget with $17m payment for arena management
05-25-2012 Preliminary draft of lease agreement for Jobing.com in hands of COG board

And, hey, why not, for completeness:

03-05-2010 NHL sues Jerry Moyes

 

[Fugu]

...no worries. And plz, unless ya'll wanna see a Mod come riding through this thread with a Scimitar slashing posters apart like water melons at full gallop enough with language issues already!.

You noticed?


My question of the day is... how long before kdb's summary post takes up an entire page....

 

[Dado]

I couldn't get through the wave of posts at the end of the last thread - from what I could gather, the next CoG meeting is going to be held at The Job where they will announce a deal with Jamison and that Tippet has been replaced by a French-speaking football coach from Guadalajara.

 

[EvilCoop]

Sorry aboot that, sometimes I get carried away with the Barry Goldwater references...

I can't imagine how quickly an injunction would make the problems apparent though, how long would such a thing take until the NHL pulled out and ran for the border?

 

[halligan10]

Whats the reason they are doing the meeting at the arena tomorow? Also why is it good news for the fan? Are they suposed to announce something then?

 

[OttawaRoughRiderFan*]

And to think I was worried all this hanging around the HF BoH Phoenix board was a WASTE of time and MY LIFE... Well, it's not!

To the right of the board, I just saw an advertisement for the new Adam Sandler movie. Sweet!!! Nothing better than an Adam Sandler movie.
Lots of high class humour and clever wit. And NONE of the toilet humour that is so often prevalent in today’s movies.
And to think I might have missed it. Makes the last 3 years of my life I spent following this saga all worth while.

OMG... Adam Sandberg is in it too! Now THAT is a funny man. This could be the best comedy since Woody Allen’s Manhattan.
Could life get any better???

Thank you, HF Board. Thank you indeed.

 

[EvilCoop]

And I was worried all this hanging around the HF BoH Phoenix board was a WASTE of time and MY LIFE... Well, it's not!

To the right of the board, I just saw an advertisement for the new Adam Sandler movie. Sweet!!! Nothing better than an Adam Sandler movie.
Lots of high class humour and clever wit. And NONE of the toilet humour that is so often prevalent in today’s movies.
To think I might have missed it. Makes the last 3 years of my life I spent following this saga all worth while.

OMG... Adam Sandberg is in it too. Now that is a funny man. This could be the best comedy since Woody Allen’s Manhattan.
Could life get any better???

Thank you HF Board. Thank you indeed.

Sounds like a trainwreck, how apt...

 

[AtlantaWhaler]

Whoa....L

 

[Nordskull]

GB -Hi everyone, I am Gary Bettman. I am glad to announce a sale of the franchise to Greg Jamison and his partners .... ah sorry, just a second. Greg, what names do we give?

GJ - I dunno Gary, we don't want to be suied, say something...

GB - Okay, sorry for this, a group of investors to be named later (Gary's looking at Bill with big eyes) are buying the team and we are glad to announce the team is staying in Scottsdale .. ah sorry, Glendale.

People applaud

GB - This is the happy end of a 3 years long process and we are glad its finally over.....ots of work have been done by Mr Beasley that I want to thank, and also, haa, the mayor who is sitting, somewhere in the back of the room.

I'll be glad to answer any questions, like, if you want, things that could threaten the deal, ..... by, let say a third party.....

 

[CBJ goalie]

Wow, if that is true that the next COG meeting is at the Job, then I don't know what to say to that - because (sarcasm initiated) that is just so very fair that the councillors that oppose this deal won't be pressued by 17000 fans (end sarcasm).
Gawd, Lieberman was swayed by just 1 fan a couple years ago......

Oh, and Phoenix L: The L stands for Logan.

 

[AllByDesign]

Lmao. interesting thread title.

 

[EvilCoop]

Wow, if that is true that the next COG meeting is at the Job, then I don't know what to say to that - because (sarcasm initiated) that is just so very fair that the councillors that oppose this deal won't be pressued by 17000 fans (end sarcasm).
Gawd, Lieberman was swayed by just 1 fan a couple years ago......

Oh, and Phoenix L: The L stands for Logan.

I mean, a deal may now be certain and only Lieberman and Alvarez could possibly go against it.

 

[htpwn]

They aren't having the meeting in the arena.

 

[Killion]

Lmao. interesting thread title.

.... prefer the subliminal, the real handle Colonel Kurtz?

"I watched a snail crawl across the edge of a straight razor;
thats my dream, my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along
the edge of a straight razor, and surviving...

The Horrrror".

 

[cbcwpg]

Any chance the supposed meeting at the Job tommorrow has nothing to do with the Coyotes, and everything to do with the NFL and parking?

http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/morning_call/2012/05/glendale-crafts-plan-to-avoid-67m.html


The Glendale City Council will vote on a plan Tuesday to solve a parking dispute with the Arizona Cardinals and avoid a $67 million lawsuit threatened by the National Football League team.

The plan would call for Glendale to lease just under 10 acres of land from the Arizona Department of Transportation at the Loop 101 and Glendale Avenue. The city would lease the land for $9,000 a year. The land will yield 1,000 parking spots.

The city also wants to pay Westgate City Center owners iStar Financial Inc. to lease vacant land for a parking lot at 91st and Glendale Avenues. That will cost the city $356,000.

 

[halligan10]

Why would desperation lead to that? Maybe he misunderstood something like the meeting being put on tv's in the concourse or something so that the fans can stay updated...

Not sure why desperation would lead to that but the way this story goes everything is possible lol...I have not found anything on it so far either

 

[Ludwig Fell Down]

Oh, and Phoenix L: The L stands for Logan.

Bang on, Joey.

Except since cute Logan implored the CoG to not let his team go, his dad lost his job as a municipal worker because of budget cuts, his big brother couldn't get a job parking cards for $22 per axle at the Job, and Logan is now a part-time member of the workforce and is livid that his Starbucks venti chai latte will have 22 cents added to the price as part of the new CFD.

Alot can change from thread XIX to L.

 

[Killion]

You noticed?

... like watching the Charge of the Light Brigade. You just know its gonna end badly.

 

[CasualFan]

Lmao. interesting thread title.

I immediately thought of a bear standing at a urinal. Which is always an enjoyable image.

 

[AllByDesign]

I immediately thought of a bear standing at a urinal. Which is always an enjoyable image.

I am sure that I have burned worse images into minds than that.