Phoenix CXXIX: I buy you out, you don't buy me out

[Llama19]

How about this title :

Let's help Powerstuck meet Marissa in Glendale

Phoenix CXXX: Yotes Social Night (Anywhere But Glendale)

-or-

Phoenix CXXX: Yotes Social Night (But Glendale Is Not An Option)

 

[Llewzaher]

Since we're on a philosophy kick here......

"There is the truth..... and the truth that's been deliberately tweaked to fit mine." --- Anonymous

[MOD] at some point we need a reference to " you cant handle the truth ! "

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Not my quote...it was Craig Morgan's...

He was referring to Morgan.......

Correct. Had it been Sarah McLellan's quote, I would have said "she". (Mod)

 

[TheLegend]

[MOD] at some point we need a reference to " you cant handle the truth ! "

In this thread it's more applicable to use Lily Tomlin's Edith Ann character "and that's the truth... pbbbbbbbt!!!!"

 

[Killion]

In this thread it's more applicable to use Lily Tomlin's Edith Ann character "and that's the truth... pbbbbbbbt!!!!"

... oh boy.... now ya gone n' dunnit....
.... Lily Tomlin as Ernerstine, the operator/receptionist...

Andrew Barroway: Ernestine, would you please get me Governor Ducey's office on the line.
Ernestine: Yes sir. Right Away sir...... one ringy dingy... two ringy dingys.... five ringy dingys..... 9 ringy dingys..... 17 ringy dingys....Mr. Barroway, I'm afraid it would appear that Governors offices have call display & refuse to pick up.... what would you like me to do, send a fax on that machine Mr. Hulsizer was so kind to have left us or send the Governor an email?
Andrew Barroway; Oh dear. And yes, would you please send him a fax and an email setting up a teleconfrence time & date, mark it urgent please.
Ernestine: Will do, right away sir................
Ernestine: Mr Barroway, sorry to trouble you again but the both the fax and email's are bouncing back as "undeliverable"...... and having checked with my friend Julie... oh, you remember Julie, Julie Frisoni who now works in the States Communications Department... well, she tells that yes, the Governors offices fax & email systems are in perfect running order... so I'm sorry to tell you but it would appear our fax number & email address have also been blocked.... what would you like me to do?
Andrew Barroway: Oh Golly.... well, keep trying Ernerstine and meanwhile could check with Purolator on the status of my 500 billion piece Lego order please.... Im anxious to get going on our new arena.... oh, and Tonka.... would you get me Tonka on the line please Ernestine... I'm going to need some cranes.... earth movers ... graders ....

Sorry TL.... but you left the barn door WIDE OPEN on that one.

 

[TheLegend]

... oh boy.... now ya gone n' dunnit....
.... Lily Tomlin as Ernerstine, the operator/receptionist...

Andrew Barroway: Ernestine, would you please get me Governor Ducey's office on the line.
Ernestine: Yes sir. Right Away sir...... one ringy dingy... two ringy dingys.... five ringy dingys..... 9 ringy dingys..... 17 ringy dingys....Mr. Barroway, I'm afraid it would appear that Governors offices have call display & refuse to pick up.... what would you like me to do, send a fax on that machine Mr. Hulsizer was so kind to have left us or send the Governor an email?
Andrew Barroway; Oh dear. And yes, would you please send him a fax and an email setting up a teleconfrence time & date, mark it urgent please.
Ernestine: Will do, right away sir................
Ernestine: Mr Barroway, sorry to trouble you again but the both the fax and email's are bouncing back as "undeliverable"...... and having checked with my friend Julie... oh, you remember Julie, Julie Frisoni who now works in the States Communications Department... well, she tells that yes, the Governors offices fax & email systems are in perfect running order... so I'm sorry to tell you but it would appear our fax number & email address have also been blocked.... what would you like me to do?
Andrew Barroway: Oh Golly.... well, keep trying Ernerstine and meanwhile could check with Purolator on the status of my 500,000,000,000,000,000 billion trillion piece Lego order please.... Im anxious to get going on our new arena.... oh, and Tonka.... would you get me Tonka on the line please Ernestine... I'm going to need some cranes.... earth movers ... graders ....

Sorry TL.... but you left the barn door WIDE OPEN on that one.

No I didn't..... I kicked the door down.

It did exactly what I intended it to do..... and I got a bonus return.

 

[Killion]

No I didn't..... I kicked the door down.

It did exactly what I intended it to do..... and I got a bonus return.

Yeah, well, me too... I had trouble writing it I was laughing so hard.

 

[TheLegend]

Yeah, well, me too... I had trouble writing it I was laughing so hard.

I know.... I had this vision of the Laugh In Joke Wall with all the past owners, suitors and Glendale characters behind each door. Plus with Bettman and Daly making cameos.

 

[Llama19]

... oh boy.... now ya gone n' dunnit....
.... Lily Tomlin as Ernerstine, the operator/receptionist...

Andrew Barroway: Ernestine, would you please get me Governor Ducey's office on the line.
Ernestine: Yes sir. Right Away sir...... one ringy dingy... two ringy dingys.... five ringy dingys..... 9 ringy dingys..... 17 ringy dingys....Mr. Barroway, I'm afraid it would appear that Governors offices have call display & refuse to pick up.... what would you like me to do, send a fax on that machine Mr. Hulsizer was so kind to have left us or send the Governor an email?
Andrew Barroway; Oh dear. And yes, would you please send him a fax and an email setting up a teleconfrence time & date, mark it urgent please.
Ernestine: Will do, right away sir................
Ernestine: Mr Barroway, sorry to trouble you again but the both the fax and email's are bouncing back as "undeliverable"...... and having checked with my friend Julie... oh, you remember Julie, Julie Frisoni who now works in the States Communications Department... well, she tells that yes, the Governors offices fax & email systems are in perfect running order... so I'm sorry to tell you but it would appear our fax number & email address have also been blocked.... what would you like me to do?
Andrew Barroway: Oh Golly.... well, keep trying Ernerstine and meanwhile could check with Purolator on the status of my 500 billion piece Lego order please.... Im anxious to get going on our new arena.... oh, and Tonka.... would you get me Tonka on the line please Ernestine... I'm going to need some cranes.... earth movers ... graders ....

Sorry TL.... but you left the barn door WIDE OPEN on that one.

I know.... I had this vision of the Laugh In Joke Wall with all the past owners, suitors and Glendale characters behind each door. Plus with Bettman and Daly making cameos.

Great show...I think this should do nicely...

 

[TheLegend]

I have to give Killy partial credit for this one.....

Phoenix CXXX: "One Arena-dingy... Two Arena-dingy... Three Arena-dingy"

 

[Killion]

.... nice work guys, decent thread title....

Laugh-In Wall, we have Goldie Hawn (?) & Lily Tomlin, Patterson, Barroway, LeBlanc & Arizona's Governor Ducey yes?.... Could really go to town on that one huh?.... Ellman, Moyes, Gretzky, Scruggs, Beasley, Reinsdorf, Hulsizer, Jamison, Godsby, Darrin Pastor, Reverend Maupin... Cupcake Queen... Tindall & Frisoni.... Mayor Jerry... Gary Sherwood & Sammy Chavira... Joyce..... Bettman & Daly.... Patrick McGoohan as #6....just on & on & on.

 

[The Feckless Puck]

If we're doing "Laugh-In," there's only one thread title possible:

Phoenix CXXX: "Sock it to ME"

 

[Llama19]

If we're doing "Laugh-In," there's only one thread title possible:

Phoenix CXXX: "Sock it to ME"

And...this will be the official thread GIF...

 

[Glacial]

That moment on Laugh-In (9/16/68) was a month before Phoenix had its 1st pro team debut, the Phoenix Suns (10/18/68). Inbetween, the Star Trek episode "Spock's Brain" debuted, producing images which have seemed quite aptly symbolic when it came to the Coyotes saga.

Laugh-In's been back on the air for a year or so, on the retro channel Decades, usually a subchannel of CBS affiliates.

 

[Boris Zubov]

That moment on Laugh-In (9/16/68) was a month before Phoenix had its 1st pro team debut, the Phoenix Suns (10/18/68). Inbetween, the Star Trek episode "Spock's Brain" debuted, producing images which have seemed quite aptly symbolic when it came to the Coyotes saga.

Laugh-In's been back on the air for a year or so, on the retro channel Decades, usually a subchannel of CBS affiliates.

Decades is awesome. They have sweet Mission Impossible marathons & their original show "Through the Decades" is a great watch.