News: Phil Kessel working out with the Canucks

[Brent Burns]

Sharks make sense

 

[pi314]

All I gotta say is I want to see this...

#1 PP unit

Kessel, Cosby, Malkin
Karlsson, Letang

or

Kessel, Crosby, Rakell
Karlsson, Malkin

I'd love to do a updated Kessel "sweating Bullets" collaboration.

See bolded above.

Not sure Bill Cosby would make a great center. Although I have heard he has the drive and doesn’t take no for an answer.

(Yes I know it was just a little typo.)

 

[Bounces R Way]

Phil is taking his talents to south beach

 

[DingerMcSlapshot]

He's done. Retire a Champ.

 

[robertmac43]

Come on Phil, it's time to come home.

 

[Bradely]

I hope he never retires, modern day Jagr

This is a funny one!!! I still try to figure out what Kessel and Jagr have in common

 

[JoeSakic13]

1yr. 500k Costco hotdogs.come win another cup in Colorado.

Minimum is 775K

Costco is wholesale pricing

 

[ctmagic]

Come on Phil, it's time to come home.

No team in Wisconsin

 

[Flyer lurker]

Ball Park
nathan's
oscar meyer
all have called

 

[mouser]

So many bad internet comedians.

 

[Strangelove]

So many bad internet comedians.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; well, they're not laughing now.

 

[ToDavid]

Come home to toronto

i want tk see Phil Kessel 4x Stanley cup Champ

He wins the cup and then drops 1000 wieners on Steve Simmons

If the Leafs win the cup he lifts it first. I don’t care if he’s in the press box. Sorry Tavares.

 

[EbonyRaptor]

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; well, they're not laughing now.

Now that right there is funny.

 

[EbonyRaptor]

Please not Chicago - anywhere but Chicago. Too many young players we don't want to emulate his eating habits.

 

[Justicebork]

Spoiler alert - Phil Kessel will not be playing for Rod Brind'Amour

 

[cptjeff]

Spoiler alert - Phil Kessel will not be playing for Rod Brind'Amour

Don Waddell calling Rod to tell him that he's signed Kessel would be a spectacular practical joke.

 

[colchar]

I had a weird dream last night in which I was watching a Coyotes game (god knows why) and Kessel was playing for them again.

 

[BruinsFan37]

It would be better for him to retire and not have his ironman streak broken by being a healthy scratch.

 

[RyGuy]

See bolded above.

Not sure Bill Cosby would make a great center. Although I have heard he has the drive and doesn’t take no for an answer.

(Yes I know it was just a little typo.)

Hes usually the guy that gets everyone Gatorades. Every team needs a guy like that.

 

[Legion34]

It would be better for him to retire and not have his ironman streak broken by being a healthy scratch.

He’s like 8 pts away from 1000

 

[GhostfaceWu]

Please not Chicago - anywhere but Chicago. Too many young players we don't want to emulate his eating habits.

Yeah they should emulate the other habits chicago is famous for.

 

[Bouboumaster]

In Montréal for a dirt cheap contract, so we can flip him at tdl to a contender for assets

 

[PensPlz]

Come on Phil. Pick a team. I need to know who's my 2nd favorite team this year is

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

Phil to Detroit because we need someone to judge which restaurant has the better coney dog; Lafayette or American.

It will be the piece de resistance of his career.

 

[Man Bear Pig]

I want him back in Toronto on a line with Jose Bautista just to see the Steve Simmons meltdown.