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Nerf Herder
But if he "tweaks" his game...is he Phil Kessel? The good Phil Kessel? Or is he a reduced, watered down Phil Kessel?
Kessel got good playing his way. I don't believe "his way" is the "best way" for us. Instead of tweaking him I'd rather swap him out with someone that's a better fit ala Daley/Scuds and Perron/Hags.
He played differently in Boston alongside Marc Savard. He was pretty damn good at it too. Can he do it again? I don't know. I'd give him at least a full year to find out before giving up on him. Especially when a good chunk of that transition was playing under Johnston.