Post-Game Talk: Pens 2, Sharks 1 (OT): Horswoggle with Sweet Chin Music

[Randy Butternubs]

His stick can be named Cheaty McCheatface

Is that a double entendre?

 

[Penguins23]

I can't believe no one has brought up that time he was allowed to skip the line at the DMV. Cheaty McCheatface indeed.

I tweeted it.

 

[Gunnar Staal]

Why does Sidney Crosby not have a girlfriend?

Because #SidneyCrosbyCheats.

 

[Zirakzigil]

Why does Sidney Crosby not have a girlfriend?

Because #SidneyCrosbyCheats.

 

[Krom]

Much is made of the Pens' team speed. Rank the 5 fastest skaters on the team.

1. Hagelin 2. Crosby 3. Rust 4. Malkin 5. Kessel ???

Five slowest?

 

[Penguins23]

Much is made of the Pens' team speed. Rank the 5 fastest skaters on the team.

1. Hagelin 2. Crosby 3. Rust 4. Malkin 5. Kessel ???

Five slowest?

Maata, Kunitz, Fleury, Murray and Zatkoff.

 

[Penguinator]

Much is made of the Pens' team speed. Rank the 5 fastest skaters on the team.

1. Hagelin 2. Crosby 3. Rust 4. Malkin 5. Kessel ???

Five slowest?

Feel like joking:
1. Swagelin' on 2. aCross by the pylons 3. Rust ain't no more, chain is oiled 4. Malkinizer is better than Duracell? 5. Kessel ??? c'mon > hot dogs.

Damn it, now i'm hungry.

 

[PensandCaps]

Much is made of the Pens' team speed. Rank the 5 fastest skaters on the team.

1. Hagelin 2. Crosby 3. Rust 4. Malkin 5. Kessel ???

Five slowest?

Malkin ahead of kessel? Malkin isnt top 5 on the pens. Sheary too is faster. So is letang.

Slowest?
Bones,kunitz,fehr,maatta,cole

 

[Fogel]

A former ref doesn't think Sid is Cheater McCheatface, from TSN

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Much is made of the Pens' team speed. Rank the 5 fastest skaters on the team.

1. Hagelin 2. Crosby 3. Rust 4. Malkin 5. Kessel ???

Five slowest?

Did Letang die?

Slowest... Maatta, Cole, Bonino... Kunitz and... Sundqvist? If he counts.

It's a stupidly fast team.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Crosby's got the most unflattering facial expressions in every goal celebration pic he's a part of.

 

[MtlPenFan]

Watch the CBC feed or go on GCL on the Crosby cam.

Sid celebrates like a boss. Has a look on his face as he's skating to the pile like he's a beaming father who just saw his kid score his first goal.

 

[Shrimper]

We really should have ended that game before it got to Overtime, but a win is a win.

 

[MtlPenFan]

5 slowest guys:

Maatta, Fehr, Cole, Lovejoy, Bonino

Kuhn is deceptive. I don't think he's fast but I see him win a ton of races because he's long and very efficient.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Someone mentioned it earlier in the thread, but Crosby's having a Conn Smythe worthy finals. He's not getting Conn Smythe worthy production, though, which could hurt his case. If Sid can have a statement game, a 3-point night or a 2-goal game, I think he'd increase his chances of winning the Conn Smythe.

It's all about the Cup, but it would also be nice to see Sid take home the one individual trophy he doesn't have yet.

 

[mpp9]

5 slowest guys:

Maatta, Fehr, Cole, Lovejoy, Bonino

Kuhn is deceptive. I don't think he's fast but I see him win a ton of races because he's long and very efficient.

He reminds me of Mike Rupp how he can chip a puck past a guy and get to it. If Kuhn can get stronger and better figure out board work, dude's a gem.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Watch the CBC feed or go on GCL on the Crosby cam.

Sid celebrates like a boss. Has a look on his face as he's skating to the pile like he's a beaming father who just saw his kid score his first goal.

Letang listened and his mini me scored, it must have been a parental moment.

Has anyone photoshopped Crosby and Sheary onto Dr. Evil and Mini Me?

5 slowest guys:

Maatta, Fehr, Cole, Lovejoy, Bonino

Kuhn is deceptive. I don't think he's fast but I see him win a ton of races because he's long and very efficient.

ngl, I forgot that Fehr and Lovejoy are on the team.

 

[mpp9]

Kuhn and Hornqvist are slower than Lovejoy.

 

[AquaticBirdman]

I've actually seen Fehr beat numerous guys in foot races to loose pucks as well, especially on the PK. Some guys are deceptively faster than we give them credit for.

Sheary, Rust, Kessel, Hagelin, Cullen are my picks for 5 fastest players on the team. Sid is fast but I don't find he has the same acceleration that he once had.

 

[Zero Pucks]

I don't remember anyone getting kicked out, but did Couture get kicked out of that game winning faceoff draw? Or did the Sharks really have Ward take it against Crosby?

 

[billybudd]

Fastest

Hagelin (obv)
Letang
Kessel
Rust/Sheary
Sheary/Rust


Slowest

Maatta
Cole
Bonino
Hornqvist
Bennett

 

[billybudd]

I don't remember anyone getting kicked out, but did Couture get kicked out of that game winning faceoff draw? Or did the Sharks really have Ward take it against Crosby?

Couture got smoked in the draw before that draw, so PDB had Ward take it, probably because it's easier for a rightie to win the draw safely in that situation.

 

[MtlPenFan]

I just want to repeat that the refs were absolute *hit sippers in the 3rd period last night.

 

[Rocket of Russia]

Fastest

Hagelin (obv)
Letang
Kessel
Rust/Sheary
Sheary/Rust


Slowest

Maatta
Cole
Bonino
Hornqvist
Bennett

Yep, this would be my lists as well.

 

[Shwag33]

Malkin is one of the slower guys on the team these days. He may be injured, but he doens't have that first step jump.