Confirmed with Link: Penguins re-sign 'the Pride of Brunei' (Craig Adams) (2 Years | 700K AAV)

[insomniac34]

Good locker room guy and consistently reliable PKing for $700,000? You could do a lot worse.

 

[Sideline]

Good locker room guy and consistently reliable PKing for $700,000? You could do a lot worse.

Doesn't matter, Tanner Glass can carry the line anyway.

**Drops Mic**

 

[Fordy]

Doesn't matter, Tanner Glass can carry the line anyway.

**Drops Mic**

is that real

 

[Sideline]

is that real

That's a real picture, but the caption is just my trolling.

 

[Stecz]

Good locker room guy and consistently reliable PKing for $700,000? You could do a lot worse.

Get the eff out of here with your level-headed analysis. Don't let the sky fall on you on the way out.

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

How do we know he's a good locker room guy? For all we know he's ****ed the wife of every player in there.

 

[gordie]

Doesn't matter, Tanner Glass can carry the line anyway.

**Drops Mic**

He needs to walk beside more garbage cans, then just maybe he will finally throw out the idea that his system will work with any group of players picked by him.

 

[Ugene Magic]

How do we know he's a good locker room guy? For all we know he's ****ed the wife of every player in there.

 

[UnderratedBrooks44]

How do we know he's a good locker room guy? For all we know he's ****ed the wife of every player in there.

No one really does outside the team and media, but no one REALLY knows Stevie Y was a great captain either. Few people REALLY know if the moon landing was real, etc.

 

[Sidgeni Malkby]

I'm okay with the signing. $700K per for what he does is efficient use of cap space. He can even be sat if someone better emerges, but we all know DB won't let that happen.

 

[Will Hunting]

We are a good team with great results so far.

Still, Craig ****ing Adams has 0g+0a in his last 34 games playing meaningful IT for us. Craig Adams is also -14 for that stretch. So, once again, he is 0g+0a, -14 in his last 34 games.

I´m so glad that our great GM has signed this great player for this season and also for the next season!

 

[Shrimper]

Dear god. For a minute I thought he got another 2 years.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

We have to all agree not to do things like this anymore. No one bump an Orpik re-signing thread.

 

[DegenX]

We have to all agree not to do things like this anymore. No one bump an Orpik re-signing thread.

Came here to post this

Stop bumping these threads people ... I'm old, mah heart can no take it

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Dear god. For a minute I thought he got another 2 years.

My first thought when I saw the thread. I was like, "they seriously re-signed him AGAIN for two more years?!"

The next person who bumps an old thread about contract extensions for Adams, Glass, or Orpik needs to be banned.

 

[Zirakzigil]

I hate you for bumping this thread. We know he's useless.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

It sure didn't seem like a lot of people in this thread did, at the time.

Hell... I even said he'd "hold up his end of the bargain even strength."

Whoops.

 

[lornloxor]

Oh thank goodness, only a thread bump.

 

[Crafton]

neat thread title. props to the OP.

 

[Will Hunting]

I´m sorry for this. Really sorry

But Craig Adams is actually sooo hilariously bad that he deserves his own discussion. I wanted to create a new one, but it would be probably closed...

But seriously, I knew he will be really bad when he was re-signed. But 34 games 0g+0a, -14 on a good team is "worst player in the league level". His suckiness exceeded all of my worst expectations. He´s right there with Kobasew, maybe even worse and that says a lot.

Glass is terribad, but he´s probably better than Adams & Kobasew.

 

[Malkinburgh]

Ugh the remainder.

 

[Jag68Sid87]

thread title sounds like entrance for a wrestler

"standing at 6 feet tall and weighing 200 lbs, the Pride of Bruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnneeeeeiiiiiiiiiiii, Craig Adams!!!!"

finishing move?

His finishing move is killing the audience, one horrific turnover at a time.

I´m sorry for this. Really sorry

But Craig Adams is actually sooo hilariously bad that he deserves his own discussion. I wanted to create a new one, but it would be probably closed...

But seriously, I knew he will be really bad when he was re-signed. But 34 games 0g+0a, -14 on a good team is "worst player in the league level". His suckiness exceeded all of my worst expectations. He´s right there with Kobasew, maybe even worse and that says a lot.

Glass is terribad, but he´s probably better than Adams & Kobasew.

I think I agree with you, but the situation is fluid.

 

[madinsomniac]

Anyone else see this and think they gave him an extension.....

 

[Ragamuffin Gunner]

You guys were all wrong. Pens PK is 1st in the league. This was an amazing signing.

 

[ColePens]

We don't need to bump this thread.... we just don't. We ***** enough about DB and Adams