Post-Game Talk: Penguins lay the smack down on the hawks

[wgknestrick]

When is the parade?

 

[Andy99]

When is the parade?

2046…

 

[BusinessGoose]

2046…

That soon huh

 

[Phil68]

Jagr, the guy known for missing 20+ games because of a destroyed groin for like half of his career is probably the last person you want giving Malkin medical advice.

You mean Jagr the man who was very productive in his 40 in the NHL who is a workout freak. Yeah ok.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

2046…

Coincides with Sullivan's contract expiring.

 

[Andy99]

Coincides with Sullivan's contract expiring.

Nah, he won’t get another Cup… we fire him in December 2045 and install the latest WBS coach as his replacement lol

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Nah, he won’t get another Cup… we fire him in December 2045 and install the latest WBS coach as his replacement lol

Probably some former 4th line plug who hates skill.

 

[The Old Master]

And when that doesn’t work like people want it to, (because there has been a noticeable decline in Geno’s game) how do we find a way to blame it on Sid?

but it will work! it will!

 

[BusinessGoose]

Probably some former 4th line plug who hates skill.

46 year old Head Coach Jansen Harkins

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

46 year old Head Coach Jansen Harkins

Coach Zach Aston-Reese says, "What's up?"

 

[HandshakeLine]

You mean Jagr the man who was very productive in his 40 in the NHL who is a workout freak. Yeah ok.

Also the guy who stood motionless on the powerplay for seasons because his legs were gone and he had to keep playing to pay his creditors. Kde tě nesvrbí, nedrbej.

 

[Rakell67]

Also the guy who stood motionless on the powerplay for seasons because his legs were gone and he had to keep playing to pay his creditors. Kde tě nesvrbí, nedrbej.

Ovechkin?

 

[Zbynek]

Jagr, the guy known for missing 20+ games because of a destroyed groin for like half of his career is probably the last person you want giving Malkin medical advice.

Just so we're 100% clear, Jagr never once missed 20 games in a single season (24 years in the NHL). The only exception to that would be in 2017-2018 when he became a healthy scratch for the Flames. By that point he was 46 years old.