Confirmed with Link: Penguins acquire defenseman Blake Siebenaler for a conditional 7th round pick

[ZeroPucksGiven]

If we win tonight, I'm extending this man immediately

 

[Honour Over Glory]

And Jack Johnson is like finding unwrapped chewing gum in your pocket.

Jack Johnson is that fart you thought was a fart, but instead, was a stream of liquid shit while you're down with the stomach flu.

That's the best description I can give in regards to Jack Johnson, the hockey player and financial adviser.

 

[SHOOTANDSCORE]

2-0 in the Siebenaler Era.

Blake money.