Fans of plenty of teams get this absolutely unreasonable hope that chasing and luring high-profile FAs is going to reverse the fortunes of the entire team that are obviously predicated on much more than a single player. Hockey is a team game and in a 7-game series, individual players essentially never win, teams do. Yet still, naive fans continue to fail to grasp this simple concept. Oh surely it’s gonna be the hotshot young GM (Dubas), no no it’s gonna be the wily veteran GM (Tallon) or former beloved player-turned GM (Yzerman), no it’s gonna be the smarter-than-everyone else veteran championship-winning coach (Babcock, Quenneville), oh wait no it’s gonna be the young hotshot AHL-dominating Coach (Boucher, Cooper). Surely the superstar FA (Tavares, Bob and Bread) will turn perrenial also-fans into contenders (Leafs, Panthers). Fans always think their team “deserves” something free from enduring continuous failure (Oilers).
I don’t need to try to make people look stupid they’re plenty endowed to do just that by themselves (your post to wit). What I will do is continue to revel in those teams failure and their fans salt. My team, the Capitals, were those same perrenial also-rans, until they weren’t. I never bemoaned their tribulations nor had any expectations that they deserved anything and then, who knew they went through the fire and came out katana. Who lured them there? That also-ran, Playoff loser of a Barry Trotz. Look no further then this year’s St. Louis Blues, worst to first. “Oh my god, Craig Berube can’t coach, he couldn’t even play.” Teams like the Panthers, Leafs, and Oilers seem to have an innate sense of superiority without any of the chops or experience to own it. I’ll never get tired of the tried and true pre-season and FA Championships on paper without having ever laced a single skate, they always provide those teams fans with such poorly-earned hope and opposing fans with such well-deserved gratification. You keep doing you, it’s always a delight when your reliable failure comes knocking.