Our new Captain….

[The Nemesis]

Wait what... is Irwin no longer on the team or something?

He was banned from the league after a testing positive for awesomesauce.

 

[Mrs Ski]

Lil Joe no more. Congrats on the well deserved promo to Captain.

Nice to see a "Ski" with the "C"

 

[hohosaregood]

Which Jojo is this Joestar?

 

[alex716]

Pavelski seemed like the obvious choice imo. And he's probably the one player that Thornton wouldn't really mind passing over the C to. It was between him and Thornton. Thornton has to have a A atleast. It wouldn't make sense to not have him in a leadership role. The last pick was probably between Couture, Marleau and Vlasic. I haven't really seen much from Vlasic, so I can't really comment on him, and Marleau never really struck me as a leader, and maybe it was time for some new blood. That leaves Couture. I can see a lot of leadership potential in him. He's got the passion for the game and a lot of enthusiasm. This is also the negative thing about him. But if he can mature a bit and find his cool, he could become a really good captain in a few years time.

 

[LadyStanley]

http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/why-joe-pavelski-was-a-no-brainer-for-sharks-captain/

THN thinks the Pavelski captainship is a no-brainer move. (IOW, they love it)

 

[Pinkfloyd]

Doesn't change anything.

 

[Mafoofoo]

Doesn't change anything.

You'll still be a respected leader in the lockerroom even without a leader Patty. Don't worry about it bro.

 

[Pinkfloyd]

You'll still be a respected leader in the lockerroom even without a leader Patty. Don't worry about it bro.

Hey, last time I got 'demoted', I owned all. Lightning can strike twice, brah. Believe that.

 

[Patty Ice]

Wait what... is Irwin no longer on the team or something?

Pretty sure he was killed by a sting ray barb to the heart while snorkeling.

 

[Pinkfloyd]

Pretty sure he was killed by a sting ray barb to the heart while snorkeling.

Too soon, man.

 

[LunchPail]

I love it!!

 

[Kitten Mittons]

He's in Boston now.

He was banned from the league after a testing positive for awesomesauce.

He quit hockey to become a buddhist monk in china.

Pretty sure he was killed by a sting ray barb to the heart while snorkeling.

OK got it. So he got signed/traded to Boston, was so good that the league simply banned him to even the odds, so he became a Buddhist monk in China; the initiation required deep diving into the ocean where he was killed by a string ray barb to the heart.

Which begs the question... then why wasn't Semenov nominated as the captain instead?

 

[Painful Quandary]

OK got it. So he got signed/traded to Boston, was so good that the league simply banned him to even the odds, so he became a Buddhist monk in China; the initiation required deep diving into the ocean where he was killed by a string ray barb to the heart.

Which begs the question... then why wasn't Semenov nominated as the captain instead?

Everyone knows that the legend that is John Scott is above Semenov in the line of succession which is the Shark's captaincy.

 

[The Nemesis]

OK got it. So he got signed/traded to Boston, was so good that the league simply banned him to even the odds, so he became a Buddhist monk in China; the initiation required deep diving into the ocean where he was killed by a string ray barb to the heart.

Which begs the question... then why wasn't Semenov nominated as the captain instead?

It would violate league rules regarding unfair competitive advantages. Semenov as captain would simply cause all other teams to forfeit, making the Sharks go 82-0-0 without ever stepping onto the ice. The league can't allow that.

 

[Kitten Mittons]

You're so wise, Nem. So, so wise.

 

[oyster]