@Night Witch any chance we can get some specific curses and hexes like from last game? I like the chicken sacrifice, but I feel like it might take a little more advanced witchcraft to bring the Preds down.
The Oilers literal beat down of the Blue Jackets and the goal from center ice Subban scored v the hated Canuck is evidence of my power.
Ask and ye shall receive:
The blessing I have put on the Nashville Predators to soundly thrash the heathen Canucks has a nasty hidden boomerang effect.
I have cursed the hands of PK Subban so his shots will float like a feather and be plucked from the air with ease.
I have blessed the hands of Klefbom so his shots will be as if fired from artilley with devasting effect.
I have caused a goal scoring blight on Forsberg and all Nashville forwards upon which seem as dry as the Sahara Desert.
I have blessed the goal scoring of McJesus and the Oiler forwards, upon which goals shall flow like the raging rivers in a spring flood.
I have caused a hex of desperation and despair to be cast upon Juse Sauros which will delay his reflexes and dull his wits so that pucks may enter his net with ease.
I have blessed the net of Laurent Croissant which will have the boon of a force field to deflect all pucks high or wide. Especially those shot from an 85 degree angle.
Just. Win.