Speculation: Oiler themed sandwhiches

[rboomercat90]

I can't believe nobody brought up the rebuild sandwich that had been the team's best seller for years. 2 slices of stale white bread with a thick slice of baloney. Most expensive item on the menu.

 

[Perfect_Drug]

Nurse Sandwich:

 

[Up the Irons]

I can't believe nobody brought up the rebuild sandwich that had been the team's best seller for years. 2 slices of stale white bread with a thick slice of baloney. Most expensive item on the menu.

Ha Ha!!!! beautiful!!!! nice work.

 

[Perfect_Drug]

Ferrence is old and bad. Just like this Sandwich:

 

[Fists of Fuhry]

The Hall
Layer upon layer of thick sliced pork - heavy on the neck hold the ankles
A block of 5 year aged top cheddar
Hot Sauce
Between two slices of Dangerfield bread
You keep dropping it on the ground but somehow it still ends up in the back of your mouth
Whenever you order one, your friends keep asking you if you've tried the Seguin instead

 

[MCDAVIDISH]

yup, it's August all right

Came here to say this exact line haha. Anyways I want the Nikitin sandwich, two pieces of stale bread filled with a pile of ****.

 

[tv14]

The Chicken McNugent wrap. Dat centre tho.

 

[ekcut]

Came here to say this exact line haha. Anyways I want the Nikitin sandwich, two pieces of stale bread filled with a pile of ****.

Call it the Fan Sandwich

All those who say the Oilers will not make the playoffs this year will be eating a **** sandwich in may!

 

[Oilhawks]

Just popped in to toast this epic bread.

The Lander Trencher

A thick piece of rye bread
Topped with Swedish meatballs
Served in a lunch pail
Best value on the menu

 

[I am the Liquor]

The Mact.

A day old bagel filled with dog ****.

Everyone remembers number 14, but he is quick to remind everyone he is the new number 2.

 

[Hugo McStiglitz]

The Penner:

Pancakes, sandwiched with bacon, topped with plenty of syrup. Served on a turntable.

 

[I am the Liquor]

The Katz Burger

New fancy bun surrounds the same old burger.

It costs twice as much as the old burger so it has to be better right?

 

[abootzky]

The Scrivens:

-Whatever bread and filling you'd like.
-Hard to enjoy because it's on the chair or in your soup or under the plate or on the floor picking up a tossed jersey... never quite in the correct position to effectively do its job.
-More satisfying as a very occasional backup to your favourite more delicious everyday sandwich.

 

[Oilers10]

The Eakins:
Wood
Water
Bread

Looks great on the menu, has a beautiful picture and a fantastic description. When served however The Eakins fails to deliver as promised.

 

[McPuritania]

The Tambellini:

Ingredients: Hmm, I just can't decide...

 

[TheBusDriver]

The Gretzky:

As soon as the waitress appears, seemingly to take your order, she set in front of you the perfect sandwich, served up on a platter.

You begin to think about eating it then realize its already in your stomach.

The Gretzky, always 3 steps ahead of you.

 

[ekcut]

We missed the obvious.

The Semenko

A knuckle Sandwich



Kudo's to both the Tambo and the Gretzky...I loled

 

[Bangers]

The Tambellini:

Ingredients: Hmm, I just can't decide...

But when it is made, it's with the leftovers from other sandwiches.

 

[Soundwave]

Wouldn't the Scrivens be:

Tastes delicious at first, very promising, but half way through you've realize you've made a huge mistake and need to run to the washroom.

 

[Soundwave]

The Gretzky:

As soon as the waitress appears, seemingly to take your order, she set in front of you the perfect sandwich, served up on a platter.

You begin to think about eating it then realize its already in your stomach.

The Gretzky, always 3 steps ahead of you.

Don't you dare sell the recipe to that big wig restaurant owner from L.A. Don't do it ....

 

[Soundwave]

The Yakupov

Supposedly a Russian speciality ... looks flashy and colorful when you first see it but once you start eating it gets messy and all over the place. But stick with it this type of sandwich is a rarity in Edmonton. It's an acquired taste. Best served cold, don't mix with an Eakins drink or you'll have an upset stomach.

 

[McPuritania]

The HFOil:

Dagwood sandwich with all the trimmings. Exchange the tomatoes for slightly different tomatoes, and ***** about how our sandwich is now ruined, and those tomatoes are going to be amazing on that other sandwich.

 

[Soundwave]

The Dallas Eakins Big Mac sandwich:

Wow the TV ad makes it look so delicious ... I've seen enough, I can see myself eating this for lunch for the next four years. I'm not even going to bother to look at the rest of the menu.

Looks a lot better in the advertisements then in real life (also the 16-year-old that made it accidentally dropped the buns on the ground). Cons: Sandwich forces you into the toilet for the next 30 minutes regretting every single bite. Pros: You find a winning lottery ticket on your way out.

 

[Alawishis]

Can I do a Brian Burke one?

One slice of TRUCULENCE
Two slices of PUGNACITY
A dab of TESTOSTERONE
Garnish with BELLIGERENCE
Tightly wrap in porcupine quills, serve on a disheveled suit, and a loosened tie.

Served with a drink from a firehose.

 

[McPuritania]

Served with a drink from a firehose.

Good add.