Speculation: Oiler themed sandwhiches

BlackDogg

perpetuum defectum
Oct 3, 2015
40,404
40,272
While we're at it - The Kevin Lowe and Craig Mactavish Tier 1 combo.

Head cheese sandwich, lasts forever because it isn't very good,
best taken with alcohol. And a side of Mac cheese (not shown as its in Europe).

2010-06-12-head-cheese-020.jpg
 

BoldNewLettuce

Esquire
Dec 21, 2008
28,125
6,967
Canada
Or the kevin quinn. It's vegan.

Two slices ot gluten free foccaia.
Shaved mock turkey
Two sheets of green paper confused with lettuce
Seasoned with a mislabled jar of rat poison

Served on national television.
 

ChaoticOrange

Registered User
Jun 29, 2008
50,532
29,153
Edmonton
The Louie DeBrusk:

A 12 OZ steak, perfectly done, with blue cheese, caramelized onions, and grilled mushrooms on the side, served on a garbage can lid between two honey dip donuts.

It's almost right, but the customers aren't totally happy, so you change the donuts out for garlic bread and the garbage pan lid for a plate, and voila, the patrons love it!
 

Xelebes

Registered User
Jun 10, 2007
9,013
595
Edmonton, Alberta
The Kevin Lowe Sandwich 1st edition:

Stoned whole wheat bread
Peameal bacon
Shaved Stawnichy kovasa
Mustard
Mayo

The Kevin Lowe Sandwich, 2nd edition:

Revoked after being deemed unfit for consumption.
 

McWeber

Mouthbreather
Jul 14, 2015
2,813
708
Lethbridge
The Chiarelli

2 large slices of fresh white bread
a thick stack of Prosciutto made from a prized pig
bargain brand grits, bought on sale
tough beef jerky
Harvard-ee Cheese
Bold BBQ sauce
served in the Stanley cup
 

CornKicker

Holland is wrong..except all of the good things
Feb 18, 2005
11,780
2,966
the eric belanger

- 2 pieces of moldy white bread
- 3 slices of spoiled meat (ham)
- 2 slices of terrible cheese
- rotten mayo
smothered in sour grapes
 

PatrikOverAuston

Laine > Matthews
Jun 22, 2016
3,573
989
Winnipeg
Leipä (bread),
Majoneesi (mayonnaise)
Sitruuna (lemon)
Sieni (mushrooms)
Voi (butter)
Juusto (cheese)

= Sienivoileipä. Let's just call it the Pool Party.
 

BigFuzzyDice

the giant Kane in your azz
Jul 8, 2016
1,742
2,056
The flame,

During the regular season it looks like a fully loaded sub, once the playoffs start the ingredients disappear and all you're left with is a buttery soft brioche bun.
 
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brentashton

Sofa Counterweight
Jan 21, 2018
12,760
17,855
Is a burger a sandwich?
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Asking for a friend...
How big does one’s head have to be that as an executive (not a player) with a professional sports org, you think that fans want to consume a burger named after you? What an egotistical prick.

With that in mind, I give you the Nicholson:
A slice of empty promises
A dash of Tobias Reider dressing (which is optional)
Served between 2 EGgO waffles or alternately on a “hot dog” bun

Best served with a glass of Edmonton water, because there’s something in the water there, that makes it taste good. :)
 

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