Speculation: Oiler themed sandwhiches

[I am the Liquor]

Wouldn't the Scrivens be:

Tastes delicious at first, very promising, but half way through you've realize you've made a huge mistake and need to run to the washroom.

But you rarely get there in time.

Then you just take a detour to the kitchen and make a Mact.

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

The penner

A meatball hoagie made with ground sirloin and fresh farmers cheese, facewashed in a spicy bolognese. served in a candied pancake bun.

Neckbrace optional.

 

[Not Robin Brownlee]

The Teddy Purcell

Large Kaiser bun, with light mayo only.
when you reach for it, it ducks.

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

Bumping this to add shoops suggestion for the Klowe.

-arrogance
-balogna

 

[MoneyGuy]

*sandwiches

Oilers' sandwich: Crap, nothing more. Just two slices of bread filled with crap.

 

[JordanGalhanth]

The Maroon = Angry Whopper

 

[Shredator]

Wow this thread is from last year.
Great bump.

 

[snipes]

The Matt Hendricks:

Two large bull testicles served between two slabs of hardened steel.

Hahaha I know this post is old but I actually bursted out laughing at that

 

[Fairy McGodfather]

Ferrence is old and bad. Just like this Sandwich:

That's not a Ference, that's a Klefbom!

 

[BlackDogg]

Oilers team lunch special of the day(s):

 

[Gret99zky]

The Oilers Roster Sandwich

Unbalanced, unable to be solved.

 

[BlackDogg]

The Oilers Roster Sandwich

Unbalanced, unable to be solved.

Is the head cheese Kevin Lowe in that sandwich?

 

[suddeninterest]

The Reinhart:

The guy next to you is raving about these awesome blt sandwiches so you pay $1.93 and ask for a blt but the person at the counter gives you 2 pieces of bread that weren't quite cooked long enough, and then spread with molasses. You take a bite of your molasses sandwich but it doesn't taste that great so you put in your pocket for a bit. When you get home you put your molasses sandwich in the fridge and hope that if you wait long enough it'll taste better. Maybe it will, or maybe it'll just be a cold molasses sandwich. And the guy that told you to buy the blt and it'd be great? Yeah **** that guy.

 

[Up the Irons]

slightly stale wonder bread from 7-11. peanut butter and jam... without the jam.

 

[Jet Walters]

The Conner

-Generationally Aged Salami

-Top Shelf Cheddar

-Salt From The Eyes of Leaf Fans

- On Toasted Foccacia

 

[AUAIOMRN]

A candy frog on rye.

The Rye 'n Nougat-Hopkin

 

[McWeber]

The Nurse.

2 slices of stale bread that are hard as ****
A healthy portion of tenderized shark meat (preferably of the Roman variety)
a slab of well beaten pork butt
ice berg lettuce, heirloom tomato, crunchy dill pickle.
Served with a Flaming bloody marry.
Packs a punch but could use more seasoning.

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

the Clendening

-a small soft-buttered New York bagel.
-slow roasted lamb shank seasoned with 5 spice and rested on a bench.
-top with J-Woodcrofts patented "powerplay slaw" (which is awful)

To prepare, combine ingredients while making several critical mistakes.

 

[JoeCool16]

Ordering the Yak Deluxe:

1. Read menu. "Yak Deluxe, world-famous". Order.
2. Take first bite. Unimpressive. A lot of good ingredients but they don't work at all together.
3. Take second bite. Start to worry that the sandwich might have been amazing but that the chef ruined it.
4. Take third bite. Nope, it's definitely a bad sandwich. Not sure if worth finishing.
5. Sandwich asks to be eaten by a different patron.

 

[A91]

The Darnell

Bun
Raw 16 oz steak - no seasoning
Bun

 

[Dorian2]

Here's a link to one I can't embed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA

 

[molsonmuscle360]

The Connor McDavid Donair!

Donair meat from a unicorn
Generational Sweet Sauce
Seasoned with the salty tears of the Toronto media

 

[suddeninterest]

Also, the Kassian:

Beef Jerky topped with habaneros, sharp cheddar, ghost pepper sauce, tangy dill pickle and magic mushrooms. Served on a hard crusty bun. You're a little scared cause the taste is unpredictable and it could seriously **** you up.

Best washed down with a 40oz of malt liquor.

 

[snipes]

Also, the Kassian:

Beef Jerky topped with habaneros, sharp cheddar, ghost pepper sauce, tangy dill pickle and magic mushrooms. Served on a hard crusty bun. You're a little scared cause the taste is unpredictable and it could seriously **** you up.

Best washed down with a 40oz of malt liquor.

I'd have a Kassian with some of dat Olde English 800

 

[thadd]

I never saw this thread last year but it's pure gold. Thanks for the entertainment.